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Tetsuo: The Bart Man

@demonicsimian

“I don’t think we will ever have any formal contact or relationship with any alien species. Especially after 9/11” -Dan Aykroyd https://boxd.it/b76pP

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The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

11.03.2026 03:34 👍 5837 🔁 1023 💬 62 📌 338

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

11.03.2026 11:32 👍 4083 🔁 492 💬 38 📌 5
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Watched Rear Window again

11.03.2026 02:58 👍 238 🔁 65 💬 4 📌 1
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Matthew Yglesias is poking fun at the White House finally realizing its policy is too unpopular to run on? The guy who spent all of 2025 and until circa February of 2026 arguing Democrats shouldn’t even talk about Trump’s immigration/deportation policy? That Matthew Yglesias?

11.03.2026 01:39 👍 2141 🔁 316 💬 49 📌 15

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

10.03.2026 15:50 👍 1332 🔁 136 💬 30 📌 10
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 👍 4681 🔁 818 💬 151 📌 144

I hired this man to be a Colin Farrell impersonator at my six year old's birthday party and he stole all of her presents and the helium tank we had rented. DO NOT TRUST HIM.

10.03.2026 11:15 👍 77 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

What hobbies do they have outside of swinging?

10.03.2026 01:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

09.03.2026 20:01 👍 1818 🔁 344 💬 30 📌 37

Mandalorians: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk.
Grogu: 🎶I can SIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG 🎶

09.03.2026 16:36 👍 898 🔁 100 💬 15 📌 1

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

09.03.2026 18:40 👍 5390 🔁 1094 💬 103 📌 39

She’s right

09.03.2026 15:45 👍 107 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0
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Book of the Year finally announced.

09.03.2026 15:02 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

I find it extremely difficult to believe that anyone experiencing what honestly looks like the apocalypse is going to regard it as a form of liberation or that anyone responsible for it actually cares about how Iranians regard it at all.

09.03.2026 11:51 👍 2206 🔁 450 💬 9 📌 12
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A photograph of Dean Kamen and convicted sex trafficker Ghislainw Maxwell riding on the same Segway device.

A photograph of Dean Kamen and convicted sex trafficker Ghislainw Maxwell riding on the same Segway device.

2026 FIRST Robotics Competition Kickoff opening remarks slideshow suggestion:

"Now for an awkward Segway regarding FRC founder Dean Kamen's close association with child sex traffickers..."

08.03.2026 14:43 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

what the fuck

09.03.2026 01:50 👍 318 🔁 26 💬 17 📌 0

Last year Riyadh hosted a comedy festival and this year life in Saudi Arabia is definitely not a “barrel of laughs”

I guess the region is learning it the hard way: Comedy is okay, but clown is more difficult.

09.03.2026 00:56 👍 42 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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I was listening to @willsloanesq.bsky.social and @declouxj.bsky.social talk about the Bowery Boys and was compelled to make maybe the dumbest thing I've ever made

09.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social knows they blew up a school and destroyed the refinery and brought flaming boiling oil to the streets of Tehran and now it's RAINING OIL. This guy is a war criminal too. Line him up for trial.

08.03.2026 16:48 👍 360 🔁 57 💬 7 📌 4

It’s cool how the bench says Simpsons in katakana. Respect to the animators for doing their homework.

08.03.2026 01:21 👍 149 🔁 44 💬 1 📌 0
A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

A watercolor painting of the DragonQuest slime smiling in the ferny sun-dappled undergrowth of a forest, a pair of dragonflies buzzing overhead

07.03.2026 02:42 👍 1541 🔁 598 💬 3 📌 1
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Mike Mignola, “Her Spirit Guide”, ink wash and watercolour, 2026

07.03.2026 17:37 👍 571 🔁 168 💬 1 📌 2

Anti-Semites have agency so I don't want to let them off the hook but at the same time the groups that were supposed to enforce the cordon sanitaire blew their credibility on attacking a guy who went to more bar mitzvahs than most of us as an anti-Semite.

07.03.2026 23:24 👍 1071 🔁 137 💬 8 📌 4

I think it's important to point out the rest of the world knows we're a major petro state who just started a record breaking amount of drilling contracts and that not only is this kind of action horrifyingly cruel, it's also to raise the price of our own oil for sale in the chaos for profit.

07.03.2026 23:38 👍 144 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 0
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North Tehran’s Aqdasiyeh oil depot is ablaze tonight after it was targeted by multiple US-Israeli airstrikes. Apocalyptic scenes filmed by Iranians driving on the nearby highway. Local reporters saying firefighters can’t put it out. This depot is critical energy infrastructure for Iran.

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 1732 🔁 885 💬 75 📌 215

Well at least they're not blaming China this time.

07.03.2026 23:44 👍 68 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0
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Twitter user eoghan:

How dare poor people get free medical advice

<quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.>

Twitter user YBrogard79094:
JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE

Twitter user eoghan:

AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting

Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting

07.03.2026 14:00 👍 3160 🔁 412 💬 94 📌 126