One of my favorite things about my boyfriend is that he calls me pretty, sincerely. He took me to get my first mani/pedi today, and he convinced me to get my nails painted. He grabbed my hand just now and said, “you look so pretty with your nails!” Nobody had ever called me pretty before him.
Same king 🙈
Cleaning my mirror like a domesticated person
Every time I say “teehee” this is what I mean:
Well theres a relief when its paid off 🤷 so it kind of makes my day
Definitely
if alan turing had access to poppers we wouldn't have computers
Spilt hot sauce on my shirt and pants so drove home shirtless from popeyes lol
How do people do no shave November? i can barely go a few days without wanting to shave it all off 😭
Its called self control
Bf told me I couldn’t jerk off today
Wait the blue sky update looks so much cleaner why have I been stuck on the old one 😩
Living near a preschool and hearing screaming children is the best part of moving to Philly :)))
Omg 37...dad is that you?
Called out my neighbor for her dog barking all day because she keeps complaining about my dog barking 🤨
Happy birthday!!
🥸 hi dad
Bluesky proves that us liberals are objectively nicer and hotter.
I know lol I was stuck with a mostly top for too long 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
Morning!
Stuck between wanting to be more of a pole or a hole
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Were waiting for yours
Hi
Since BlueSky is still missing some features, I think a teleportation button would be nice for when a mutual is in need of kisses or dick.
How does this work
Oh wow
Whattt
