Mark🌹 ⚔️

I agree with Elon... liberals should absolutely reflect more on how they were manipulated into enabling the rise of a world historical monster

Dang yeah that sounds bad. I would hate to live in a country where that happened. Truly any government committing such actions couldn't be called anything other than evil

We have a verdict and we are heartbroken at the results.

This is only the beginning. We will continue to fight the remaining charges until every defendant is home.

george lucas saying “still think trade route disputes are a stupid plot point bitch?”

It'd be funny to see them try to ban Mardi Gras lol

What stage of fascism is "wearing black and carrying zines is terrorism"

lmao

Are the Lawrence Livermore folks still around, maybe it's time to call in their expertise

Me transgressing: yes, YES
Me being transgressed against: what the fuck

Ominous news: I've decided to try to learn how to play dwarf fortress again. My first attempt three quarters of the party were immediately eaten by a hydra. Attempt 2 gnomes stole all my booze. Attempt 3 is going fine so far except my dogs keep picking fights with the local unicorns. Love this game

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Dems are probably going to carry the midterms solely through public disgust with Republicans and the lesson they'll learn from it is they never actually have to do or offer anything.

Many people are confused by this, allow me to take a stab at it Republicans mostly give their base what they want so their base likes them. Democrats generally tell their base to eat shit and so neither their base nor Republicans like them. Hope this helps!

It didn't happen but if it did happen we didn't do it but if we did do it they had it coming.

Weird how these narratives transfer flawlessly from Gaza to South American fishing boats to just about anything else!

Did they write this when everybody still thought it was the anti-muslim protestors with the bombs? Because the framing would make sense then

attendees of the show, not the protest. All the protesters were inconceivably cool and attractive and flawlessly pulling off keffiyehs.

I was at a protest against a Matisyahu show tonight and all the attendees looked exactly like what you'd expect a racist white reggae artist's fans to look like

These folks are going to hang up their whistles and go back to brunch so fast it'll make your head spin lol

I hate the results but the causes? The causes are very good.

Alabama set to execute man who did not kill anyone Unless Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey intervenes, Charles “Sonny” Burton, 75, will be executed Thursday. He is among thousands in America convicted under a controversial felony murder law.

Sonny Burton is set to be executed by the state of Alabama on Thursday. There is a direct line between a government that murders its own citizens and the devaluing of life abroad. The sin has always started at home.

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.

I wonder if the setting that's supposed to be a cowboy bebop esque east-west fusion would have any actual Asian people this time

Hey man whomst amongst us hasn't decided their vehicle could make it to one more exit while on E

I don't think there's ever a time for space confederates but this is the least time for space confederates I could imagine

But it's not a war please stop calling it a war

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Tired: The Year of the Linux Desktop

Wired: The Century of the Linux Desktop

Well, hundreds are dead, we've set most of our military assets on fire, all our embassies have been SET on fire and we've alienated all the absolute monarchies whose populations already hated us. But at least we toppled the 86 year old guy and paved the way for his son. Mission accomplished!