Dragonfruit

a south park character says god damn it ALT: a south park character says god damn it

Struggling to cope with how bad Squid Game season 3’s last episode is

HOLY SHIT PHAINON IN 4 PULLS

What does this mean Spotify

Curry udon 🤤

Using food to show where I grew up

top 5 favorite Pokémon of all time

-Arcanine
-Mimikyu
-Umbreon
-Murkrow
-Tinkaton

Honchkrow is a downgrade, there I said it

How I take criticism

Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but I’m a real small-time milk guy. I’ve only been a milk guy for twenty years, you need at LEAST forty under your belt before you hit the big time

I can kinda see it working! I’m not a huge milk guy in general, but sounds good in a milkshake for sure!

Lime…milk? Is it…is it good?

I was going for Cipher 😭 Saw the Nihility symbol and got so excited for a second…

a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face .

True…at least there’s that.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Dad Welt, but getting his E6 while pulling for another Nihility character is GOING TOO FAR 😭

NOOOOOOOOO HONKAI STAR RAIL HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

dear diary why am i like this ALT: dear diary why am i like this

i spent 3 hours meal prepping healthy food, and here i am, once again eating three ice cream sandwiches for lunch

the persona 4 remake looks SO GOOD 🔥🔥🔥

Me: *listens to one comedy song*

Spotify, for the next month: “Listen to SILLY CLOWN RADIO, made just for you, you GOOFY FUCK”

omg guys you JUST met

Literally took today and tomorrow off work so I can peacefully play through Deltarune chapters 3 and 4 without the internet spoiling anything for me. One MILLION percent worth it 👍👍👍

Hope you get to play the funny monkey game sometime real soon my friend! 🦍

It’s crazy how out of pocket I’ve seen people getting over people buying something they enjoy! If they gotta be salty towards SOMEONE, there are tons of scalpers right there!

people really out here celebrating getting the switch 2, meanwhile im out here being happy for them because yeah thats pretty cool stuff there

How many hash browns can I eat before I just die

Your pope name: the last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name

Pope Muffin V

I sound adorable 🥹

-winning an argument because your opponent is ugly

-winning an argument because your opponent is a big dumb dumb