Occam’s Taser

If you’re still standing around with bated breath hoping for that $2000 deposit to your bank account, I have some investment (and life) advice for you.

“Or so he says…”

True so far.

Hint: you don’t cancel reports with good numbers.

I came to say it, just in case it needed sayin’. 😀

Them boys been eatin too much BBQ.

*throo.

I just can't help but reflect on Bobby Kennedy's 1968 campaign and how focused and deliberate he was on making vulnerable American lives better and using government as a means to do so. And how what's left of him must be a goddam turbine right now spinning furiously between the grass at Arlington.

That should work out just fine….

Start. Putting. Politicians. In. Jail.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

I’ve seen better synchronized footwork at a high school production of Carousel.

Cuomo?? seriously, please. Be serious people.

It’s time for Elon to spill the tea on how he rigged up the election.

I presume Polymarket is handicapping this in real time.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Plus, he comes up against a requirement for financial disclosures if he stays past tomorrow. He don’t want that.

No.

Bruce Springsteen and The Prophetic Resistance of The Artists

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Nor your ballsack.

Correct. Next question.

Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

Totally agree with you there. No for-profit insurers at all. If you’re a care provider, you’re paid through the government’s health agency. Full stop.

The Truth Of The Matter And They Are Not Bringing Jobs Back….

Pretty big news out of North Texas, an epicenter for far-right schoolboard takeovers: Yesterday, the GOP in Tarrant County - a bellwether for the state - went 0-11 in the three largest towns; and seven school board candidates backed by the Christian nationalist Patriot Mobile PAC also lost.

Friday night Tequila tweet: If you don’t treat the least among you with love and respect, then respectfully, fuck you. Take care of those who don’t have what you have.

They like it as a bludgeon, or a symbolically phallic substitute for their basement-dwelling delusions of grandeur..

We love the vets! MURICA!!!

Gunnar Wiggleman obviously doesn’t know shit from shinola.

To be fair, 42% of Americans are too. We must not ever let that happen. It’s already been too close.