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struggling to keep up on 14 million apps

follow along on Instagram and Threads

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my feed split between Love Island and WWIII

having to watch a world war escalation via temu twitter screenshots of poorly worded vindictive insults from a somehow powerful petulant child

living the consequences of Oppenheimer because Barbie is fiction

being an adult is just asking “why” constantly like a child would but the tone is more “but WHY” and it’s about big serious things

driving alone with the music at a volume where you can’t hear your own voice or thoughts is therapeutic

having graduated well over a decade ago it’s wild how often I worry if I’ve passed

Dakota Johnson’s monotone comedic timing is everything I wish to be

sometimes I’ll go out in public and genuinely forget that other people can see me

a crash out so hard that an eerily calm eye of the storm develops mid-way through

living within walking distance to everything I need, sorry but I can’t go back to anything different

watermelon, cucumber and feta are those three friends where you’re like how on earth would they even all know each other but it just works

fairly certain my brow has been furrowed every single day of 2025

call me old fashioned but I miss when the government didn’t post like a 14 year old boy who found a loophole in the internet parental controls

when the leaves turn towards the sun like I get it

some people use that cc line like it’s an invite to their community theatre show

born to retire, forced to "hope you had a great weekend, I just wanted to follow up on the email below, if you have any questions or concerns please don't hesitate to reach out, thanks so much"

like bad news coming in threes, bravo news comes in a baker's dozen

do you want to sell each other Tupperware so we can hang out at each others houses

co-hosting the World Cup in a year like siblings who don’t speak planning an anniversary party for their parents

seeing HDR content on the feed is like walking into a room with the big light on

one person's "laundry to be folded" is another's "permanent art installation rotating through most worn pieces in her wardrobe"

“you’re so relatable” thanks I’ve been studying those around me to try and fit in since kindergarten

the way I repeat my question when my dog doesn’t respond in English

do people who look effortlessly beautiful while wearing a hat know how lucky they have it

when I’m already in a bad mood quite literally anything can make it worse

if there’s one thing adults were right about, it’s how good it feels to crawl into bed at the end of the day

a Dua Lipa summer, not new music but just lifestyle

memories are saved in my head like they were taken with a 90s film camera if that makes sense

if I’m already hungry it’s actually too late