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You had the chance to stop them cold by completely bringing the government to a halt. Instead you tried ”working together”. See where that got you? Now stand up to those bastards.

11.02.2026 03:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So we restarted the Cuban Missile Crisis because #Cuba is being supported by #Hezbollah?

Did I get that right? At this point I can’t tell if this is the effects of my sleep deprivation or if this really is the news.

30.01.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when every crazy story you read began with “Florida Man”? That’s our country now.

18.01.2026 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You literally have citizens being shot down in the streets, citizens being kidnapped by ICE and you’re worried about housing affordability? Wake up!

15.01.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we all just admit that we hate the burden Christmas has become?

10.12.2025 01:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do anti-vax people vaccinate their dogs? If so why do they care more for their dogs than people?

10.11.2025 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you considered writing political satire?

07.11.2025 22:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With all this government shutdown air traffic control stuff going on, someone needs to write a story about a society that regresses to being a cargo cult. And since these things seem to be taken out of context as guide books, make it clear it’s a WARNING!

07.11.2025 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And here I thought you needed rich dead parents and a fixation for dressing like flying mammals.

25.09.2025 22:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They cannot espouse violence and then be shocked when violence is used against them. I’d give him the same thoughts I do a piece of gum on my shoe.

10.09.2025 19:53 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words they had it coming behind them . ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage with the words they had it coming behind them .

#CharlieKirk has been shot! My nicer side says I should wish him a speedy recovery. My baser instincts suggest.

10.09.2025 19:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon robot is saying it 's even worse than i thought it would be ALT: a cartoon robot is saying it 's even worse than i thought it would be

We need to get AI to learn a few dozen conspiracy theories as if they were facts and then let it loose to see what it comes up with. I mean could it be any more messed up than reality?

08.09.2025 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember an America that celebrated a kid catching a baseball or receiving a hat from a player. It was a memory for a kid. Now I see an America where adults steal baseballs from kids. What happened to you America?

06.09.2025 20:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the record: is it considered rude to ask if someone is an undercover cop? Emily Post never covered this.

#dystopia #manners

19.08.2025 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m assuming one day the AI will hookup with the other AI and have meaningless code

29.07.2025 18:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any anti protesters going to give them an unfriendly welcome?

17.07.2025 00:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because we are all looking for the Gold bikini Leia?

16.07.2025 22:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The amazing thing about humanity is its ability to adapt and survive. The sad thing about humanity is humanity’s desire to create the conditions that necessitate it.

04.07.2025 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So take away #Medicaid if you don’t meet work requirements, while we simultaneously have 4.1% unemployment. At best that means you’re sacrificing the health of 4.1% of people on Medicaid (that’s IF the number of jobs expands to allow for all these new “employable” people and they get hired)

04.07.2025 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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White House video embraces Trump as 'daddy' after NATO chief's remark The White House embraced the moniker of "daddy" for Donald Trump in a video that it released after NATO chief Mark Rutte used the term in a conversation with the U.S. president.

What in the incestuous MAGA BDSM Spank bank material is this? www.reuters.com/business/med...

27.06.2025 02:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tire of the Democrats moral indignation. Indignation doesn’t change what’s happening. The time for indignation has passed. People are being killed in acts of war. If now is not the time for action when will it be? #Iran

22.06.2025 16:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

May you be blessed by his noodly appendage!

17.06.2025 02:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

March’s may identify who is on what side, but they will not change what is occurring. Authoritarians are dangerous simply because they don’t care what the will of the people is. Be careful out there.

14.06.2025 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shhh! saying that out loud could get you marked as Thai and deported.

06.06.2025 21:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just so we’re clear I’m rooting for the #zebra.

06.06.2025 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who waits until midnight to hope aliens destroy earth?

06.06.2025 02:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watch out he means you. Next thing you know you’re being traded in by a cute 4 year old for 2 Thomas the Tank Engine books…

06.06.2025 02:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read that as “I am a space friend” and thought you might be revealing yourself as an alien. I was ready to warn you now might not be a good time.

#ProtectSpaceFriends

29.05.2025 19:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We expect too much of our gods. And not enough of our people.

21.04.2025 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so old I remember when 1000 point swings in the stock market was something to be concerned with.

11.04.2025 16:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0