Why were we never prepared for this?
Grocery shop every week, cook nearly every night? And I have to design the menu?! It's madness and I don't even have kids.
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Why were we never prepared for this?
Grocery shop every week, cook nearly every night? And I have to design the menu?! It's madness and I don't even have kids.
Yeah, I know.
It's important to know the differences between the fodder for posts, t-shirts and tattoos.
Nothing more comforting during war time than to hear "we're not ready."
Born to get drunk and play records at the brewery. Forced to make risotto for four.
There's a pocket pussy in all of us.
He dead.
Ape Confused by Swagger
I'm gonna break
I'm gonna break my
I'm gonna break my rusty Cajun run.
I'm gonna break my rusty caaa-jun run.
A heartwarming tale, really.
Currently making pork loin and mushroom/pea risotto for the house.
I'm joshing. Anything involving bread is a win.
Anyone from San Francisco?
Looking for that Rice-A-Roni spot.
The paupers plate? I'm making risotto! (Rice-a-roni with mushrooms)
The parfait worked!
That's almost as good as a promotion!
huge chris gaines fan holding his koosh ball keychain up to a garth brooks CD so it looks like he's got bangs and gasping
Stuffing the heels with scraps of newspaper from his pen bedding.
French restaurant has a $25 burger. Worth it?
The fit
Trying the banh mi at a new place.
People die. People don't die. Whatevs
Skunky Brewster? I'll leave.
He's coping!
Don't infringe on my god given right to self immolate.
Rejection emails really rolling in this weekend. I'd like to thank the once prospective employers for the fun.
I'm sorry. Is the hash brown*on* the McMuffin?
