Geoff Silver

How many MLB players had parents or grandparents born in Italy?

It’s easy when you think of people like that as NPCs, not human beings.

Just like his daddy.

“I hope I can help the ballclub. You know, I just want to give it my best shot, and good lord-willing, things will work out. You know, you gotta play it one day at a time.”

Lou is 12 in that photo.

Everything is so stupid.

This World Cup is going to be a disaster.

Like marrying rapists?

You’re right. Instead, they’re going to rename it the Donald J. Trump FIFA Peace Prize and award it to Jared Kushner.

That horrible sound you heard was Lindsey Graham momentarily channeling Peter North.

A rising Exxon lifts all boats.

This was my idea.

Fuck that…real men go right through the core. Maybe Elon can take a break from scamming Nashville, and get on this.

Someone just leaked Trump’s markup?

Each of those trucks is actually 5,000x the size of a normal truck.

Iranian school was on U.S. target list, may have been mistaken as military site The strike on an Iranian elementary school killed at least 175, many of them children, raising questions as to whether the military’s use of AI-enabled targeting was a factor.

It was actually a write-in from Bibi.

Excellent work…keep it up!

Finally, nice to see a reporter addressing him in a non-deferential way. Hopefully this encourages others to do the same.

Lmao…Trump recoiling when Paul tries to whisper sweet nothings in his ear.

680???

Not for nothing, but I think anyone testifying in front of John Kennedy should mercilessly adopt his stupid, performative code-switching accent. What a fucking clown.

Counterpoint: Anyone who believes that a 31-year-old quarterback coming off knee surgery and his two worst seasons will come back better than he was before is wishcasting and/or a moron.

As long as you call the cannon fodder “special operators,” it’s okay.

They were morons for thinking that in the first place.

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

Can the economics work there? I wonder if there’s enough local revenue available to support a competitive Major League payroll.

There’s enough real shit to worry about that we don’t need to make up fake crises.

Every single professional journalist who uses the phrases “Department of War” or “Secretary of War” without scare quotes should be lined up on a public viewing stage and bopped on the head with a giant inflatable hammer that says DUMB DUMB on the handle and makes fart sounds.

I really expected time travel to be more fun than this.