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Trying, and learning. Liberal, likes libraries and cats. Definitely a 100% real, full-time human.

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When you're panicking because your oldest cat (a known escape artist) is missing and your wife is gone so you think he ran out the door. Texted in a panic. Nope, no reason to panic, he just went to get coffee with her so he can get a pup cup.

14.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what is the largest animal you are confident you could expel, singlehandedly, from a medium-size bookshop?

RULES:
- you have no resources beyond what is available in the shop
- you must remain more or less uninjured
- bookshop has 2 floors; animal is on ground floor, you can choose where you begin

13.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 464 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 268 πŸ“Œ 449
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Florida Democratic Party Congratulates Andy Thomson on Flipping Boca Raton Mayor’s Office and Winning by Just 5 Votes | Florida Democratic Party Tallahassee, FL β€” The Florida Democratic Party has issued the following statement declaring victory in the race for Boca Raton Mayor: β€œI’m thrilled to congratulate Mayor-elect Andy Thomson on this mon...

For those that think voting makes no difference in certain cities, states & districts, Mayor-elect Andy Thompson just won the Boca Raton election by 5 votes.
The incumbent GOP mayor won in 2018 with just under 64% of the vote, 89% in 2020, and ran unopposed in 2023.
floridadems.org/2026/03/flor...

14.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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14.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Five cut-out-and-keep bookplates 

 Each reads β€˜ex-libris’ then has a space for the owners name. The design reflects the genre:
 
 Sci-fi:
 Nanotechnology tracks the book, monitors its condition and summons a retrieval drone if necessary. 
 
 Horror:
 An ancient curse creates feelings of unease, rising to apalling, abject horror unless the book is returned. 
 
 Romance :
 Acts as an invite to the county's grandest ball, but revoked if not returned in a polite and timely manner. 
 
 Crime:
 Tailed by a dishevelled Gumshoe who Seems cynical, but loves books more than dames and bourbon. 
 
 Fantasy:
 A fellowship of heroes lead the borrower on an epic quest to return the tome to its Rightful shelf.

Five cut-out-and-keep bookplates Each reads β€˜ex-libris’ then has a space for the owners name. The design reflects the genre: Sci-fi: Nanotechnology tracks the book, monitors its condition and summons a retrieval drone if necessary. Horror: An ancient curse creates feelings of unease, rising to apalling, abject horror unless the book is returned. Romance : Acts as an invite to the county's grandest ball, but revoked if not returned in a polite and timely manner. Crime: Tailed by a dishevelled Gumshoe who Seems cynical, but loves books more than dames and bourbon. Fantasy: A fellowship of heroes lead the borrower on an epic quest to return the tome to its Rightful shelf.

My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com

14.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 449 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

Your commentary here is poetry! πŸ˜†

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14.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is wearing a green and red basketball jersey and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is wearing a green and red basketball jersey and making a funny face .

Agreed, I believe Oliver Cromwell would like a word...!

14.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The world’s most accurate pie chart

The world’s most accurate pie chart

Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate

14.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 176 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Actual mug I, a Floridian, currently own (it's dirty because I just made and ate a mug cookie out of it, don't judge)

14.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear god almighty, please someone get me a job and a husband, because if this isn't a cry for help, I don't know what is...

14.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I bid you, enjoy the fruits of my labor. Take, and enjoy:

14.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What did I do on a Friday night staying up past midnight, you ask?

I am a millenial who just doesn't grow up, so I made GIFs. Behold:

14.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hrm what kind of space movies? Are we talking suspense/drama, space opera, hard sci-fi...?

14.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Horrors Persist | Bonfire Buy The Horrors Persist merchandise that supports Friends Of Woodstock Public Library. Featuring Heather Brown Premium Unisex Tees, professionally printed in the USA.

Did I need another t-shirt?

Not really.

But this one is awesome and supporting libraries is one of the best things we can do in life, so...

Join me in adding to your closet!

πŸ“š

www.bonfire.com/the-horrors-...

13.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh dear god, what fresh hell is this now?

13.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen to Black women, follow their lead.

13.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could list so many examples, but the point is the two go hand in hand and usually are used to justify or reinforce each other (more recently, note the birther movement). Whiteness is diminished by not being Protestant, and racism is reinforced by fear of the "pagan" or religious "heresy".

13.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Racism and religious bigotry have always been intertwined in our history. It was part of the anti-Irish and anti-Italian sentiment in the 19th century, a key premise behind Manifest Destiny which drove our westward expansion, and a given in how colonists interacted with the Native groups.

13.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the worst combinationβ€”tired and goal-orientedβ€”isn't it?πŸ˜†

13.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Friday the 13th, do you know where your Jasons are?

13.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 6

I honestly don't know the context but please rest/pace yourself and don't feel pressured! I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd all rather have a delay in any finished product than you pushing yourself past a breaking point. You deserve to enjoy your art! πŸ™‚

13.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1. Jewish civilians and synagogues should NEVER be the target of political violence related to Israel. It's really unfortunate I have to keep saying that

2. This development needs to worry every American, because attacks inside the US only empower the worst aspects of the national security state

13.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Always in grocery stores. I'd stop to let someone pass in front of me and get a dirty look, I'd make space on the conveyor belt for the person behind me and lay down the divider so they could unload their cart and they'd comment to their shopping buddy speculating about my mental health. Bizarre.

13.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I lived in deep Trump country from 2022-2025, it really and truly seemed like people were outright triggered by me observing the basic courtesies of interacting with strangers in public while masking. Like my acknowledging that I live in a world with other people really did just enrage them.

13.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gave it a listen, I think I have a new crafting podcast! I like the length of the episodes...I think I will indeed have fun with this one, thanks for sharing it!

13.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this and decided he was my chiropractic inspo

13.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the recc, I'll give it a try! Been looking for a new "craft-accompaniment podcast" to replace The Cryptid Factor.

12.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

::glares toward the Parkland security officer and Uvalde cops::

Oh REALLY? You don't say!

12.03.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of someone signing "evaporation"

Screenshot of someone signing "evaporation"

I learned about a brilliant project yesterday to support British Sign Language (BSL) users, creating new signs for scientific terms in chemistry, oceanography, data science & more.
And they're fabulously descriptive. Do have a look and share!

www.ssc.education.ed.ac.uk/BSL/index.ht...

12.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

We also need to have a public discourse clarifying among ourselvesβ€”lawmakers and citizens alikeβ€”whether the Constitution truly is "the highest law of the land", or if there are times when it can be disregarded. We need to examine that both as individuals and as a society.

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