a flat iron is sometimes applied to the hair after washing. this is, as i understand it, to seal in the juices
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a flat iron is sometimes applied to the hair after washing. this is, as i understand it, to seal in the juices
google, what is the melting point of my enemies
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Activate the lampreys for extra suction, if required
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These sleeves are broad to accommodate the wide range of exotic vinegars strapped to my forearms
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maybe didgeridon't do that