Sassmoyed

uhhhhh holy shit???? I just pulled this???

Aaaaaaaaaa, clam got us some gem mint 3 boxes to rip and we pulled the chase <.< and lots of other gengars!

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hey animal friends!!

im opening comms again very soon, but this month is particularly challenging bc on top of ordering merch and filing taxes, i might not be able to work for two weeks bc of jury service 😔

i have a huge bill to pay soon, id appreciate any help & reshares ko-fi.com/parsenoire

Relics

Happy birthday Steve Irwin. Miss you and your passionate love for this world.

I’m so sorry ;-; they’re so cute and smart, and you gave em a long and amazing life <3

Today is Reuben’s adopt day :) 3 years with this lil piggy pupper.

So great to see you both ;-; we will hang so so soon!! Also my bad, I have no idea why I wasn’t following yall, I’m bad at social app.

God it’s so good.. been tellin clam to do a play through once we have a ps5 again hahaha

Finally got around to snagging a copy <.< we should play together soon!! I have no idea about any of it lmao

i do everything i can to create opportunity for moments like this so people can see there's support for us out there in a time that support can sometimes seem scarce – let’s see if we can top this one in 2026 🏳️‍⚧️

Merry Christmas everyone <3 hope yall have a good day!

AAAAAAA my partner got me another slabbie for Xmas ;-; I collect weird stuff, energies and obscure trainers, and she found this one. The holo on it is crazy!

OMG holy crap what a find ahaha, that’s awesome though! A 7 would make me cry too lmao, but damn girl I’m so happy for you with that grail find <3

God, I def remember you wearing it way back and I was so jelly of it lmao, it’s so good!

Ugh I’m so sorry ;-; kinda happened to me as well, I eventually went full white claw instead lmao. I’ve only recently been able to drink beer again without tummy issues. But tbh rum or whiskey is a good option too! :) I hope it gets better for you though <3

redoing my desk at home and @sassmoyed.bsky.social is laughing at me for conveniently having pokemon trinkets to match my slabby patties

Look at my bups slab setup match the lil figures she has ahahaha

Baby’s first slabbie thanks to my boggle <3 @itsclammy.bsky.social

Pic doesn’t do the holo justice!

Not doin great :( tired of fucking up everything.

And next is gonna be my full arts so far! A lot of these were pulled, some purchased :)

Wanted to show off a couple pokemon collections so far~

I have a few more but no binder yet for em, but that includes my banned cards, Fuecoco line, Totodile line and Rotom line.

But for now, my prize collection of gengars line, thanks to my partner for gettin me a lot of em :3

a border collie and small bird commune under the moon in a dark wood amongst barren trees. Fairy light illuminates the bird's words to the pup: Even the moon glows from borrowed light... So, if you need it, I'll gladly lend you mine tonight. from the devastatingly talented, Sina Simbürger https://www.instagram.com/sin.xline

need-a-penny, take-a-penny

{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

Oh no

Hey so uhh, with Sailing coming out in a week or so, is there any active OSRS furryesque clans that are open yall might know about? ;o

A warm seaside setting. On a grassy hill overlooking the sea, four raccoons steal a bicycle. One leans eagerly from the basket, a second stands on the seat and steers with its front paws, a third pedals the wheels, and a fourth baby raccoon cleans to the back of the bicycle for dear life

Babe u left ur bike unlocked again 😭

1000% support this and will help with anything I can to make it happen <3 and will do it with you of course too. Love you so much and so proud of you ;-;

‘Cause I been tried, I been tried, I been tested, God my witness.

Got the lamb’, black it out like im Bruce Wayne in this bitch.

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I wasn't socialized enough as a puppy" drawn by basil_mage (me)

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