Your Dad’s Mistress 😘

I be enjoying life and then I get a call from my sisters because they’re arguing about why I’m still poor and they need me to tell them who’s right 😭😭

“We need to vote these bastards out of office!”
Yall should’ve never voted them in!! 😠

a man in a green shirt with the words i 'm a little bit afraid ALT: a man in a green shirt with the words i 'm a little bit afraid

When I was 13 I had a “long distance relationship” with a weird little boy on Kik. Today, I go for my monthly Instagram scroll and i see a suggested post from none other than weird little boy. But how? We only talked on Kik 13 years ago. we live states away from eachother. We have zero mutuals.

I might actually hate people who feel the need to constantly remind everyone that democrats are bad too. Not bc I think democrats are good but bc they’re almost always wrong about whatever they’re saying and they never offer any solutions. Just spreading misinformation and discouraging voting.

You sound a little like hater lol all movies are potentially disappointing but they’re also potentially amazing. You shouldn’t anticipate failure just because it’s not a project you want to see. I, for one, am super excited about a potential Clayface movie.

He ripped the package and everything. I’m about to cry fr.

#notverygrateful

My MIL just gave my 6yo nephew a vintage Japanese Godzilla action figure. He opened it, smashed it with his Batmobile, and then left on the floor to rot. She should’ve gave that to ME. I’M the Godzilla stan. He doesn’t even know what Godzilla IS!!!

#MILproblems #blerdsky #godzilla

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future

Screenshot of a TikTok video from Knott’s berry farm that shows two men hyping up the crowd as a giant brown labubu is waiting to be hung from a nearby noose

White people are truly sick in the head. This farm said “I hate the cultural relevance of Labubus. Let’s reenact a public lynching with a brown one and charge people to watch!” and then other white people bought tickets for their kids!

Ladies, why am I always the only girl in my Skate lobby?

Lock up ALL the D4vd fans. No way this girl was missing for a whole year and yall are just now sharing all this damning evidence?? Where was all this when she went missing???

One day we’ll read about how MBAs fast tracked the death of capitalism

a young boy is wearing a yellow shirt that says that 's racist ! ALT: a young boy is wearing a yellow shirt that says that 's racist !

You’re telling me that there are over 100 different genres of rock music but rap isn’t diverse enough to have any?

The way white society is handling the public’s crackdown on pedophilia is almost identical to how they handle racism. Deny. Gaslight. Redirect.

“Pause” CAN be funny but you niggas don’t be very comedic

None 🤨

He’s a successful, gay, black man who disrupts every room he walks in. They want to make an example out of him. He needs Cardi B’s lawyer fr

“ts” is peak modern colonization. It does not mean “this”. There are not multiple meanings. You just stole AAVE without bothering to find out what it actually means ONCE AGAIN and now you’re upset that you’ve been called out.

Let’s play a game! It’s called “Spot the Only-Child” 😭😭

I follow @chiitan.love on four different social media platforms yet I have never seen the same video from him twice 🤔

If/when the orange guy croaks due to his rapidly declining health, his supporters WILL replace him with an AI version and I think we need to prepare for that right now.

Oh really!? Are they custom order? And about how much are they?

So cute! Do you sell these or just make them for yourself?

Screenshot of a tweet from Justin Bieber that displays a picture of him and his wife with the caption “sorry to the girl I cropped out of this pic I just love this pic of hails and I lol” but he’s holding his cup in an unnatural way that’s making his middle finger stick out

Am I high or is he flipping her off? 😭😭

I’m going to do a study called “Male Cancers and the Illusory Superiority Complex”

Sounds like my kinda night 😈😜

I hope this helps someone:

Regardless of your intention when using AI, it doesn't change the processes involved in using it, which include excessive consumption of water & other finite energy sources and data centers that are placed in vulnerable communities, polluting both people and land.

Try some ginger in your tea! It’s anti-inflammatory which means anti-cramps. You can slice fresh ginger and put it in your cup before you brew your tea or you can just buy ginger tea. Asian Grocery stores sell ginger honey tea that VERY strong but it noticeably dampens my cramps.

I’m BEGGING for Quick Play Stadium

That part. Almost 10 years in and there’s STILL no African American representation in this game but sure let’s add 6 more East Asians.