Lee Gordon

The most abundant things in the universe: neutrons, protons, morons.

I'm sure Donald Trump would tell you it's him.

Using the same logic he uses for other things, apparently, sniffing coke off a toilet seat causes rotator cuff injury.

$139K for donuts seems reasonable. The rest is government waste.

No other president is as big a piece of shit as this one.

Keyword being "immediate."

The picture appears to have been altered to make the suit appear lighter than it was, but the hat is real, and he never took it off. Had Obama or Biden done that, the MAGA outrage would have been overwhelming.

She's going here?

Last night I attended a baseball game between the Washington Nationals and Venezuela. We thought Trump would throw out the first pitch since he's the president of both countries.

I wish I were the one who came up with this, but I stole it from elsewhere on the internet:
What is Lewandowski's official position?
Under secretary.

Bone spurs are hereditary.

Bone spurs are hereditary.

#DonaldTrump insists he does not have #Alzheimer's or #dementia. If you don't believe him, just ask #QueenElizabeth.

We already know the densest place in the US is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.

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A #SelfDrivingCar pulls up to a self serve gas pump.
Then what?

I hope the biographies are better than the likenesses AI came up with for that illustration.

I wonder how many people know that dumpster was a trade name (the Dempster Dumpster). @robwords.bsky.social would call it a skip.

Image of a gold trophy with the inscription, "Pedophile of the Century."

Donald #Trump loves his #trophies, so I have one for him.

His first wife fell down a flight of stairs and became a real estate tax exemption.

I would argue that the densest place in the United States is the West Wing of the White House when the president convenes the cabinet.

An extremely rare instance of him actually understanding the ramifications of anything.

When he snorted coke off the toilet seat, was somebody taking a shit at the time?

It's bad enough when they verb nouns; now they're verbing adjectives?

Happy 217th birthday to my good pals Abe Lincoln and Chuck Darwin.

Bette Davis. Natalie Cole. Frank Shorter. Uma Thurman. Lawrence Ferlinghetti. Michael Kornheiser's mother-in-law.

A person who is living could be an aliver. And a sniglet that becomes part of the lexicon could be a sniglatch.

Hard to top this one for incorporating the design into the message.

The #BadBunny Super Bowl #halftime show was great but I'm disappointed it did not include an air cannon firing a spread of paper towels.

Occasionally it turns out to be beneficial that the entire administration consists of people who are incompetent.