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Metal fan, tech writer, really bad tennis player, professional smart ass. Sorry about the language... (yeah, nah, not really. I just love four letter words.)

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DROPKICK MURPHYS "THE BIG MAN"
DROPKICK MURPHYS "THE BIG MAN" YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys

New Dropkick Murphys song about a fucking legend!
youtu.be/Yie5FluJiPc?...

12.01.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That slob isn't eating anything as healthy as oatmeal.

03.01.2026 01:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She went on to marry Richard Dawkins.

29.12.2025 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. I'm in New Zealand and wouldn't normally watch this, but because they were trying to stop people seeing it I watched it.

23.12.2025 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tales Of The Unexpected Opening Titles and Closing Credits
Tales Of The Unexpected Opening Titles and Closing Credits YouTube video by routemaster19

I reckon we need to add this.
youtu.be/Oc46Gk-6qrA?...

24.11.2025 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My younger brother is named after Richie Cunningham from Happy Days because my brother and I helped choose his name.

19.11.2025 09:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine generally just gets into fist fights.

30.10.2025 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

20

27.10.2025 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once too often.

24.10.2025 06:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you might be a bit young to run for president.

24.10.2025 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can contribute a button and a slightly misshapen paper clip.

17.10.2025 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neck vagina on full display.

15.10.2025 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone doesn't understand correlation doesn't equal causation. Actually, not sure anyone in that room does.

09.10.2025 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A petition to shove a pineapple up Nigel Farage's arse.

A petition to shove a pineapple up Nigel Farage's arse.

02.10.2025 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely a British band would use a cricket bat.

26.09.2025 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is perfect @maryltrump.bsky.social

25.09.2025 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2979 ๐Ÿ” 830 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106 ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

It was to stop them being stolen because they were so rare and valuable.

15.09.2025 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Strava doesn't have a mosh pit setting so it got confused. Still sore three days later, but it was so much fun!

15.09.2025 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pig Destroyer, The Loons, Lyttelton New Zealand, 13 September 2025
Pig Destroyer, The Loons, Lyttelton New Zealand, 13 September 2025 YouTube video by Patrick Stott

Went to see Pig Destroyer last night - amazing show! youtu.be/MRbUJBeI9vQ?...

14.09.2025 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@budthebirdman.bsky.social

14.09.2025 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't think you were supposed to be able to see those...

06.09.2025 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell Awaits by Slayer

30.08.2025 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Daddy Sucks
Connor Clapton Committed Suicide Because His Daddy Sucks YouTube video by youtube cansuckit

youtu.be/BcNDHRiEK4E?... I think AxCx said it best.

30.08.2025 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Daddy Shark doo doo doo doo

(Sorry!)

30.08.2025 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legal? Yeah, not a big deal.
I'm from New Zealand. Had my first beer at the pub aged 13. Could drink legally at university at 17. Legal age then was 20. Is now 18.

29.08.2025 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's see you at 21
(this is me at 20)

29.08.2025 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. You can get quite creative with tinned chick peas, freezer burnt bread crusts, and some sprouting potatoes. Indigestion is the main thing it creates but still, ya don't starve.

27.08.2025 08:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not going to be surprise to his wife that he was unfaithful. It's all nasty though.

26.08.2025 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We used to do that as kids.

26.08.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Transformational" doesn't necessarily mean "good".

26.08.2025 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0