I forgot I made this.

I haven't seen much buzz about it lately.

If you know what "pwn" means, you qualify for our senior discount.

That thing that's simultaneously fun and rewarding and utter pain.

Asked my barber to give me the Anakin Skywalker and he chopped off three of my limbs.

Almost died on my way home last night because some car decided to try to pass a pickup truck and would have driven into me headfirst if I didn't think to drive offroad.

I guess one way to look at it is that I have good instincts.

Business development is almost done. I look forward to actually working on my game again.

Tired: Arguing whether "gif" is pronounced with a soft or hard "g" sound.
Wired: Pronouncing jpeg as "jfeg" because the "p" stands for "photographic."

Days Gone is a good game, actually.

I can't wait for Helldivers 2 players who haven't played the first game to encounter The Illuminate.

Curse of the Black Pearl is still a banger.

On one hand people should spend *some* of their free time doing pointless things, but on other hand, I had no friends as a kid and wasn't allowed to go far from the house so I just stayed inside and played video games all day and I have nothing to show for it.

To get this:

I had to survive this:

Bloody hell, every time I think my art has peaked I look at my old stuff and WINCE.

Fitting a bunch of information into tiny spaces.

The bane of every artist, the car pool tunnel.

There used to be a time when we all hated vertically oriented videos, right? And now it's the primary method of watching videos, due to tiktok and such?

I'm not crazy, right?

Play Dynopunk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRq...

She will be thankful for that knowledge someday. Every driver will have to change a tyre/tire at some point.
It took like 15 years for my first time changing a tire but I _did_ have to!

I like the blue butterfly icon for this site's tab.

Character designers: They grew up on the streets, so they're very good at sussing out someone's true intent. Their attire is very practical, with neutral colors to blend in the urban environment.

Me: She comes from a family of bakers so her last name is gonna be 'Baker.'

The Last of Us But It Turns Out There's Actually More

My whole 31 set of #weretober can be found on my ArtStation here. They're not all bangers, but I learned a lot.

www.artstation.com/tonguesurger...

(I keep forgetting to post here)

Just put my game on Steam, please check it out!

store.steampowered.com/app/2573990/...

A shmup for people who hate shmups. Characters, cool abilities that let you do more than just shoot things, cool ships, randomized enemy engagements, fight a miniboss and recruit them to your team!

tonguesurgery.itch.io/tempest-inc

The Great Game Debate Podcast Episode 45: Killing BotW 2 With Kevin So many excellent game series deserve a second chance and that’s what our debate is all about this episode! Join us as game developer and community member Ke...

Here's me about a year ago guesting on a podcast talking about how F-Zero could come back as a battle royale. I ain't even mad Nintendo stole my idea.

"Show me your moves!" I say, to 98 other people.

It feels weird to feel good for developing on a particular game engine all because a different company made.... decisions.

I like my revenge how I like my text aligned.

Justified.

You are all missing my best joke.

Presented without context.