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I got a business degree at an art school. Baltimore boy filtered through NYC and SFe. πŸ¦€πŸ§—πŸ’™ | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆally Sarcasm proponent.

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14.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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13.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This town needs an enema.

12.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree

11.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Argued with my brain over that answer

11.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Boom

10.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been a Check Your Head kinda day.

09.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pentagon response littered with AI hallucinations and made up court rulings (probably)

09.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And not one member of the audience had a laser pointer on them?

09.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Golf carts are electric!

09.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullins, Cherokee,
to run Homeland Security.

A senator from Oklahoma.

First move?
Retake Kentucky and Tennessee.
Use ICE agents to deport immigrants on sovereign Indian land.

09.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could we send him to Robben Island somehow? Sentence him to a life sentence as a docent giving tours to the prison.

09.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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09.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EVs don’t use gasoline.
Solar panels don’t burn oil.
Nuclear power is local.

We need to get off the petroleum tit.

08.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in Norway in January a man said to me in a grocery store, β€œWe are waiting to see what happens when you do something without having a plan.” He was talking about Greenland, but the trend continues.

06.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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03.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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02.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Oh my gosh

01.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I see a single yellow ribbon I am going to lose it.

28.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are they sending Kash Patel instead?

28.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I woke up to headlines at 4:30 am about an Israeli-US war on Iran.

From France24

I could not find any information from a news source on this side of the Atlantic for another hour.

28.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There you go focusing on the embarrassing details of American history. (sarcasm)

28.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be grounds for Emergency Powers… Third term starting early because the polls suck so bad.

28.02.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anonymous feels more like a CIA op to me every day.

28.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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No way.

28.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0