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Christopher Anderson

@cranders

Languid and bedeviled computational ecologist interested in plant/pollinator communities and mutualistic networks. PhC at UW/Seattle From Colorado originally he/him.

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Everything about this is so stupid. What's next, the satori of slurs???

12.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what kills me about this too. They are "forbidden" in the same way that a geocentric model of the solar system is forbidden, that is, it's stupid and you're stupid for thinking it. And if anyone needs a quick and easy tip for sniffing out bullshit, just look for "evolutionary psychology".

12.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to be fascinated by the phenomenon whereby an expert engages with any of the LLMs on their field of expertise and is instantly horrified by the wrong answers, and then goes on to use it for things they are not experts in as though it won’t be just as bad for those.

27.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3165 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 91

(Yes, of course I'm making substantive progress on my dissertation my dear committee members on this website. I've definitely done more than try to insert "bee" into as many words about finances and taxes as possible today)

25.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently working on the most forced, hackneyed pun title for a paper that has ever been written. I know that there's tough competition in this arena, but I'm confident in my absolute lack of originality and unscrupulous commitment to forcing wordplay where it doesn't belong.

25.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

25.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1635 πŸ” 547 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12
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Let’s go #Suns!

21.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! And anything that can get us to this solar punk future (including sustainable biplane technology)

18.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
image that shows the syntax to create a slider in a Pluto notebook with the julia programming language

image that shows the syntax to create a slider in a Pluto notebook with the julia programming language

Just look at how easy it is to make sliders!!!

13.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, Pluto is incredible. Because of my python muscle-memory I've just been running julia in jupyter whenever I needed a notebook but I finally took the plunge and it's crazy how many features this thing has. #julialang

13.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

But then how will everyone realize that *they* are actually the person suffering most in this interaction? Being presented with a screen of default options that might result in spending an extra 50 cents is an injustice that cannot be borne in silence.

13.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing, I want to post this when the weekly post is made in r/seattle about how some coffee shop has had the audacity of adding a new % option for the tip and how everything would just be so much better and rational if there were no tips and they can't believe no one ever thinks of that...

13.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to Charles Darwin,
patron saint of tired scientists, grumpy fieldworkers, and hating your own manuscript.

12.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 31

Reminder that the New England Patriots are ontologically evil, so therefore any act against them is inherently good.

08.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I am certain that whenever someone posts about β€œgatekeeping art” or whatever, they’re talking about posting drawings online for clicks. They never mean arranging rocks in the back yard. They never mean whistling to yourself and finding a tune that makes you happy. They never mean napkin doodles.

06.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 2446 πŸ” 619 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess that reasoning can go into a manuscript? But that's only if this project ends up being interesting anyway.....ughghgh

03.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ughgh, science has wrecked my ability to feel "productive". I spent the last 3 hours just thinking about whether or not I should remove a single variable from an equation. Ultimately, I didn't. So I'm right back to where I was when I started this morning. 🫠

03.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished all of the Murderbot books and since I've also recently read some of the Culture books, I now have a silly little headcanon that they all exist in the same universe. The ships in Murderbot--Perihelion/ART and Holism--are early examples of ship minds #scifi #murderbot #booksky

03.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watched Bugonia. Great documentary of what happens if you keep non-native bees.

31.01.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All you need to know about how cool Geese are is how low that bass is being played.

28.01.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I know you use this I will literally never cite your work again, because there is literally no way to trust it or you

27.01.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who grew up driving in this canyon, the real secret is to just go slow. Or, as the other commenter said, just don't if it's really bad enough.

27.01.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol nevermind that wasn’t even a first down

25.01.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, you know what, a first down run is basically good enough.

25.01.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blucifer giveth and blucifer taketh away.

25.01.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for a CJ Anderson-esque TD run in this game.

25.01.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
20.01.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 917 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah, I just can't fully get behind an all-dome NFL. "Any given Sunday" is one of my favorite parts of the game, and weather is absolutely part of that. (Ignore the fact I'm a Broncos fan, a team that definitely doesn't have a mile-high homegame advantage or anything...)

19.01.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing better is a DL pick six

17.01.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0