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He needs to keep the Falangist movement on board.

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An excellent choice. His previous experience was at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping (motto: "Your Ass Is Grass!")

10.03.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A simple canary trap (à la France & Ukraine) might enlighten Halfwitkoff.

10.03.2026 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The coming American voting centers

10.03.2026 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Probably inspired by his WH Communications Director, Steven Cheung

10.03.2026 17:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Plus, those self-promo ads are expensive!

10.03.2026 17:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣

10.03.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone

10.03.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well heck

10.03.2026 16:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dilley is run by private prison behemoth CoreCivic. CEO is Patrick Swindle (really), who was previously Chief Operating Officer, so he knows what happens there.
Shut down CoreCivic.

10.03.2026 16:46 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Americans:
"Bitch better have my money"

10.03.2026 16:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Powerful Sister Says Pow
😬

10.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😄

10.03.2026 14:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Since Jan 20, 2025, there have been zero instances of anyone assaulting a federal officer (if they even are 'federal officers'). Any such numbers are in fact cases of said officers assaulting other people then disguising their actions with false charges (which is another illegal act).

10.03.2026 14:57 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Verboten

10.03.2026 14:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They would be indistinguishable from their 'foes'. In every respect.

10.03.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 23:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😄

09.03.2026 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once more unto the breech birth

09.03.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More of a skin flute

09.03.2026 23:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!

09.03.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"What what? We don't know him"

09.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once more unto the breech birth

09.03.2026 22:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the weather improves, they can be used to sell ice cream until the money is paid back.

09.03.2026 20:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uday and Qusay going for class

09.03.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nominative determinism at play

09.03.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

D) Mofo dolls

09.03.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Same sorts. No difference.

09.03.2026 18:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Easy Lesson #1
PENDEJO LOCO

09.03.2026 18:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 16:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0