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Realistic Chelsea fan. Here to be positive and spread kindness. πŸ’™

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Doing vision boards with my girls instead of watching the match.

14.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s old white man- somehow got seated with us at brunch and has complete monopolized the co conversation.

14.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, people used to judge you for having friends online that you’d never met IRL and now we got people being friends with AI

At least there is a real person at the other end of the conversation…

14.03.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky is hella annoyed with me. β€œLady, you’ve been asleep for about 15 hours”

14.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get it in a latte. You don’t want a whole lotta lavender.

14.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm, I’m addicted to some lavender coffee.

14.03.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not checking my email until Tuesday morning. If my boss texts I’m ignoring home. NOTHING at my job can’t wait.

14.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ONE thing I really needed was some little yellow Gatorades. They had none πŸ™„

14.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got one in my right eye. It’s noticeable when my eyes are open if I’m paying attention but really when they’re closed. I don’t find it bothersome.

His name is Fred. We’re old friends. My eye doctor mentions him every exam and I’m like β€œYup.”

14.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alright, Bob. We need a few essentials and I could use a walk. Shall we to Meijer?

13.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are dinner when I got home, took an hour nap, and now Lucky and I are watching bad TV.

13.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have crashed out onto the couch after work on a Friday in a way I haven’t in ages.

13.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. Pure or leave it.

13.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And what is the measure of a single β€œchocolate” that this is tripled?

13.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gave myself a 3 day weekend and I’m waiting for the end of the day like

13.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now, I HAVE, bought one potato - as a single person the 10lb bag is overwhelming. Especially if I was making a specific recipe and did not want to commit to weeks of potatoes. That being said, it's not my norm. I DO buy the 10lb bag and I eat potato every meal for a month...

13.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First went to London in January of 1995. Was scared out of my mind. Dropped off at a flat with 7 other terrified 18-20 year olds. And we went to the grocery and made some dinner and got settled in our flat. What followed was 12 weeks that defined my entire personality.

13.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guro is gone???? At this critical juncture in the season???

Bullshit move, Guro. You could have gone in May.

13.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I’ve learned most of the character’s names!

12.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I’m with Kristy and Kate. This show is AWESOME.

12.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY CRAP END OF SEASON ONE OF BLUE LIGHTS

12.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy made a bowl of cereal and now he’s having a fight with his dad and all I can think about is that his cereal is getting soggy.

12.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I NO LIKE

12.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*arrives in London*

β€œShit…”

12.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My suitcase is sitting out because that’s how Lola rolls, and Lucky is so annoyed by it.

Look, I love you, you furry little demon, but London has been the love of my life for 30 years…

12.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t even try to make me feel bad for mean girl. She deserves all of this.

12.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. The cat distribution sent this baby to me. It knew I needed him.

12.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Lights, episode 5. ISTG I’ve missed episodes.

12.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Since October. My friend found him lost on her property weighing all of 5 pounds and wounded. He’s now a chonky 12 lb and spoiled and happy. ❀️

12.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Snuggle buddy.

12.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0