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14. AUTHORITY by jeff vandermeer! best sequel i've ever read?

Absolutely aghast at the idea of someone reading everything else in the Guardian but not reading the best part of the Guardian

Someone should suggest a funny one. I'd try but my court hearing just started. Oh wait darth hawktua. sith on that thing.

Youtube thumbnail showing the band Genesis from the early 70s. Everybody is wearing very normal clothes, except for Peter Gabriel who's wearing a batwing headdress.

Pete: what do u guys want 2 wear 2 the photoshoot?
Tony: oh just regular clothes I think
Mike: yeah just everyday stuff
Pete: 👍

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

On the nature of darkness:

And yes… JF was holding two drinks

A dog catcher talks to Grandpa Nutmeg holding a large net out behind him horizontally, the net hanging down like a basketball hoop. Heathcliff jumps up and throws a pug into the air towards the net with great form as the dog catcher says "He's got a high pug percentage."

09 Mar 2026

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

Are you telling me Luchasaurus is not a real dinosaur but a man impersonating a dinosaur? how’d he get the name then? You think paleontologists just hand those things out?

When Your Homie Likes Hetslop #momojirou #todomomo #momoyaoyorozu #myheroacadamia #bokonoheroacademia

A five panel sequence in which Tintin succumbs to the effect of hallucinogenic gas. As he’s forced to the floor the gas induced visions take up more and more of each panel. They mix Egyptian tomb motifs with the characters he’s encountered so far in the comic. The final panel is all hallucination and sees him being carried off by a dog headed god and placed in a crib, which we will learn are analogues for what’s really happening to him. At the end there’s a meanwhile panel in the real world as two moustachioed men talk to a camel driver

The first “drug induced hallucination” sequence I ever saw in comics (or any fiction) - so memorable I’d have sworn it was at least one page long, maybe two

my mount rushmore of Guys i like to see in a movie is: harry dean stanton, burt lancaster, warren oates and lee van cleef

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

The little Nicky plot is good actually

Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

Say what you will about Max Landis, because he's absolutely the type to name search and get Yosemite Sam level pissed off and it's the least he deserves

13. CAT'S CRADLE by kurt vonnegut. a book about doing feet stuff 👍

the brief time i worked at a supermarket no other song played on the radio would drive me up the fucking wall more than "follow me" by uncle kracker. i heard it every shift without fail, often multiple times a day. this was in 2021

12. DANDADAN VOL. 7 by yukinobu tatsu. evil eye! and then a bunch of classical composers attacking with music! yes i followed up proust with this but that's how it goes sometimes

Let's give it up for Carole King's "Tapestry"

this week on “nancy” is sluggo week

Nancy 2/15/26 … presenting “My Daily Schedule”

Nancy 2/9/26

i'm good how are YOU

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6. A CANTERBURY TALE. most british movie i've ever seen (complementary). powell and pressburger have yet to let me down. now that i'm Old (30) i can properly appreciate the themes of remembering the past of where you are

Will Smith: (Speedwalking toward me on stage) Keep My Wife Name Out Yo Fuckin Mouth !
Me: (Huge smile because I recognize him from I, Robot): I Robot 😄

Instead of Bach and Mozart, today’s young people would rather listen to a hard core gangster known as “Machine Gun” Kelly