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he/him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🏞️ πŸš„ πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’» πŸ—³οΈ πŸ“½οΈ Arlington Mastodon: @dwbond@tech.lgbt Instagram: @danielwbond

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Biden signs bill that will give victims of mysterious β€˜Havana syndrome’ better medical care | CNN Politics President Joe Biden on Friday signed into law long-delayed legislation to provide support to victims of the mysterious β€œHavana syndrome,” a strange confluence of symptoms that have sickened diplomats,...

you were given free healthcare and you're still complaining

waste fraud and abuse alert

10.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pwned, rekt, gg ez

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how are they still going on about this

like people don't even bother mocking it anymore

10.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

10.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1744 πŸ” 405 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11
The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.

The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.

Bernie... thank you

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 4699 πŸ” 243 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 14

πŸ«‚

10.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 11830 πŸ” 2524 πŸ’¬ 243 πŸ“Œ 192

I mean maybe. AM Rosenthal had a homophobic joke inscribed on his tombstone

10.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

NEW: A couple of 20-year-old developers make $500,000 a month promising to help men, including minors, to stop watching porn, but exposed their private porn watching habits.

When we asked them about it in January, they lied about the huge security flaw. Here's why we're naming them now:

10.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 693 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 61

just the trombone or 😒 + trombone to signify this sound?

10.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫩

the future is being talked down to by idiots

10.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a bunch of elk on the side of the road

a bunch of elk on the side of the road

damn, crazy

09.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
frozen lake surrounded by mountains

frozen lake surrounded by mountains

if this is Bear Lake where's Twink Lake etc etc

09.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah that's right I'm here to dunk on The Grapes of Wrath

09.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how does one volunteer to be on a draft board

09.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited to get to say "it's an unserious proposal from an unserious candidate", but From The Left

we can't all get free ponies, senator

09.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

march 2020: coughing baby
march 2026: hydrogen bomb

09.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The time has come: bring back the 1980s Amtrak ads

09.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

09.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1559 πŸ” 367 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 262

Congrats to Americaβ€˜s class 1 RRs which will almost certainly blow this generational opportunity to collect market share.

08.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

or how it means MBS can restart construction of his cube and hexagon and line?

09.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US oil prices turn negative as demand dries up Coronavirus downturn has put major pressure on oil prices with demand slumping and storage running out.

ahhh, finally time to sell all that free oil I've been holding onto since the pandemic

09.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the ones I've seen have been nice but I'm not in a place where I can appreciate them

09.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry to everyone in sirat but I'm built different

08.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sickos yes

08.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a sculpture of a horse on a chair

a sculpture of a horse on a chair

is this a pun

08.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ™

08.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've double-checked a couple of times

08.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it can be a little aggressive sometimes but I'm missing it while it's gone

08.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0