I don't go enough to remember some drink w/ 3+ words in the name. I just describe in detail what I want until they figure out what I'm talking about: 'The khaki-colored iced thing....with the chocolate & caramel drizzle...and whipped cream on top...comes in a clear cup w/ a domed lid...
So, kinda.
Currently unintentionally running a produce hospice facility in my fridge. 🙁
Okay wait..so they *are* aware of the existence of the U.S. Constitution...and that there are other amendments besides the 2nd one...and that the amendments are *to* the U.S. Constitution...and what an "amendment" is? Huh.
If I'm going to a coffee shop & paying like $8 for it, then that coffee better taste like cake frosting. I don't care how many things they have to add.
Take away the keys to the golf cart. And the nuclear codes. And change the wifi password. Just give him one of those phones for little kids that will only dial the preprogrammed numbers of his family members--and also Lindsey Graham (because he deserves it). Maybe not in that order.
Any of kids could end this anytime they choose if they'd just do what regular people do when everything pepaw says is incoherent crazy talk, he becomes a danger to others & is constantly soiling himself.
As a melanin deficient American, I would like to opt out of this fantasy "white homeland" populated by the Tuckers & Elons of the world. 🤮 Because I do not ever want to live there. Or even visit.
Funny thing is that he probably hates the older footage more than the newer hat footage. Guarantee he probably only wore the hat because he didn't like the way it looked on tv when his weird hair blew around in that older clip Fox actually aired.
I vote fall back so we get the extra hour of sleep. I think we'd all be less cranky.
Me too. I've been saying that all morning. And I refuse to subject my pets to this bs. They eat at sunrise. Period.
And, if we have to do this, why can't we just go back an hour every time? We could all use the extra sleep & maybe we could eventually achieve time travel.
Sure there's 25A or impeachment.
But why can't his kids just act normal for once & do what everyone else has to when pepaw starts acting bonkers & doing dangerous shit? Go & get him someplace where he can't wander off (or start any wars) & can watch tv (or ramble on about gold ballrooms) all day.
LOL. I just had satellite techs here & offered them water & snacks...twice (they were here a long time). They declined but it felt rude not to at least offer. I did also offer them a free gigantic extendable ladder, which they did accept though. 😂
I wonder, after all this horror & stupidity is over (and it will end...eventually), how long it will take for the screaming inside my head to stop?
There's a new version in light of recent developments. 😂☠️
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Nope sorry I'm not ever going back. The magas can have Target. Target is dead to me. I don't care what they're selling or at what price. If Black people & queer people aren't welcome then I do not want to go there either. I do thank them for making me get a costco membership though. Love that place.
Yeah same. I have increasingly become more progressive the older I get.
They're trying everything in the playbook for sure, but they can't win unless we let them.
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It's true--every accusation really is a confession. And they're too ignorant & racist (or transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic...) to even realize that they tell on themselves every single time they open their mouth holes to say shit like this.
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That worm is still in there & it's controlling him Ratatouille-style from the inside.
Not now, Forbes. Read the room.
I have no use for it in my home life. But, I don't get a choice at work.🙁
OMG 🤣
I would definitely start with the beers & tacos. Then about 4.5 beers & 3 tacos in, I would forget what I was supposed to be doing & go to sleep.
Just add a Home & Garden section to the paper & boom!...tax write off! A crossword would be nice too but I don't think there are expos for those.
You should totally go. Bet the swag is awesome!
I'm camera shy--even though I performed improv (on stage to live, paying audiences) for over a decade, w/ no issue (still can't watch show footage tho). So, it's prob best I only post. Nobody should be influenced by me. I am a very bad influence. I'll just enjoy y'all's influential videos.
Correct. You can't stop voting until you collect all the stickers. I don't make the rules.
I just keep voting until they run out of stickers.
