The Owlbear Camus

Pachycephalosaurs would never wear dentures made of the teeth of enslaved people.

Hence: pachycephalosaurus >>>> George fucking Washington

Dimetrodons are synapsids, dinos are sauropsids.

I don't like it either, but it's a harsh and painful truth.

Pluto is a planet and I'll [redacted] anyone who claims otherwise.

Pachycephalosaurus, duh.

Dimetrodons also fucking rock, but they are sadly not dinos

My parents had a book of Ebert's reviews that I used to read every morning before school, and I'm pretty sure that alone explains everything about grown up me's taste in movies.

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

You know, I've seen bits and pieces of their conversations all morning, and I'm beginning to suspect that their user name may not be 100% accurate.

It's crossed my mind, yes

While we're waiting, perhaps I can share my very relevant thoughts in re: Ralph Nader.

If Zionism + Judaism = "platforming Nazis is good, actually", then one of the two items on the left of the equation needs to be abandoned.

I know which one I'd choose, and I have a solid hunch that many Zionists would choose otherwise.

Still grappling with vague feelings of irritation over that goddamned dinosaur documentary.

Let's peacefully hand power over the fascists and then, after they're voted out in the next election, surely they will peacefully hand power back to us.

I'm just going to say that, if you've been kicked in the head by a mule as many times as you seem to have been, maybe take a break from posting.

We've been doing this whole "yell at people who didn't vote for the shitty candidate who lost" for decades now, and for some odd reason, people still keep on not voting for shitty candidates who then lose.

Perhaps an alternate approach should be considered.

The United States is in the process of committing genocide against trans people.

The raid on Harper's Ferry was actually intended to secure the voting machines and allow all participants to vote so very hard.

Pentagon Refuses to Say If AI Was Used to Select Elementary School as Bombing Target Did the US military use Anthropic's Claude to select targets in its weekend operations in Iran, with devastating results?

AI's first war crime. They grow up so fast.

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'Don't die': the two words that sum up our lives in Tehran now | Anonymous In a park overlooking the city, I ran into a group of young people chatting and joking. As the bombs fall, fragments of life remain, writes an anonymous Tehran resident

"I write these words as someone who has long been a critic of the Iranian state. But criticism of one’s own government does not mean welcoming the destruction of one’s society."

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It is not the job of the candidate to get people to vote for them you ignorant fucking peasants

I like to maximize my confusion over daylight savings weekend by changing some, but not all, of my clocks a day early.

It doesn't help that Zionists, of whatever religious persuasion you like, are hellbent on erasing the distinction entirely.

I'll tell you, I'm tickled fucking pink when a Christian Zionist hears that I'm not keen on the existence of Israel and then calls Sephardic Jewish me an antisemite.

In an ideal world, referring to others as apologists for fascism,while you're busily apologizing for fascism yourself, should result in some sort of internal divide by zero error that negates your existence.

True. I saw him eating a frito pie yesterday.

He is a perfect baby who has never done a single wrong thing at any point in his life.

He doesn't eat bread. He's from Santa Fe has gluten sensitivity.

He is a freedom fighter, not a terrorist

Holy shit. His face.

(For the record, I stole bread exactly once, 13 years ago, and only because I panicked.)

That's a lie. Talk to the boys. Especially the small one. You know how he is with baked goods.

Not for the first time, I'm reminded that the Democratic Party is beyond redemption.

First off, the Soviet Union is the greatest threat to world peace ever, and any action potentially leading to a change in its regime should be welcomed. But really, Mr. Hitler, we have a *process* for doing wars, and can't you pretty pretty please try to follow it?

BlueSky liberals are straight up garbage, and I imagine would have reacted to Operation Barbarossa in much the same way they're reacting to the current fuckery.

"The USSR is the greatest threat to the world ever, but couldn't Mr. Hitler have gone through the proper channels before invading?"

the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM · Dec 14, 2016

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true