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Ummmm…. 😳 I don’t know what I *did* but I certainly know what I’ll *do* 🥴

The bigger the beard gets in these lobby photos, the more entranced I become… 😵‍💫 😍

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Why use AI though? You’re more than handsome enough without it :(

I was a competitor in what Southern Baptists call “Bible Drills.” It involved word perfect memorization and looking up verses in a standardized Bible in less than 8 seconds. I competed for 9 years, won 10+ awards, and was Louisiana’s representative at the National Level for the year I was eligible!

Oh, I was raised *so* religious that I am quite literally multi-award-winning 🤣

That Forbidden Cock Ring ™️ will help! 🙏

For years I’ve had the idea of a gay RPG type thing where the attacks are kink/fetish-based and the stereotypical elemental strengths/weaknesses are instead decided by whether the enemy likes that kink or not 🫣

Hell yes! 🐻🔥 You deserve a good rub down…

Hmmm… how about a Big Bellied Bear theme? Pics that especially made you feel big and strong or large and in charge 😜

“He could run me over with his snowmobile and I’d still say thank you…” 😍

Oh I am so down for this! You have the perfect build for it 😜

Joining @mal-content.bsky.social ‘s jockstrap harem 😉

I’m just starting out, but I’m planning for 30lbs in the next 6 months! I already know I will love it if I can actually pull this off 🤤

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I haven’t been outside of the country yet, but based on how difficult things are even locally speaking I already agree. Any time my friends want to go out with me, I’m *always* the limiting factor on where we can and can’t go lol

As someone who can’t have gluten, it’s absolutely one of the worst allergies possible. The reaction may not be as severe as something like a nut allergy, but you’re banned from having over 90% of food in the world, especially in the west. Wheat is one of the top 3 food staples of the world…

Someone is *obsessed* with Lushious Massacr lately eh? 🤭

Can confirm, this is definitely one of my favorite poses
Beefy arms *and* big belly on display? Hell yes! 🤤

What an absolutely stunningly gorgeous bear! 😍

Oh noooooo! What have I gotten myself into? 🤭

It’s me, your number 1 hater 😜

Congrats!!! That’s an incredible milestone! 🥵 It feels like just yesterday you were only 270

Happy Halloween!!! 👻🎃

Perspective shots are some of the hottest things out there to me. Now you’re telling me it’ll be a series?! Hell yes! 🥵

I watched it and it was so wild what their “definition” of a dilf was… 😖 being 32 with a total of 5 body hairs does not a dilf make lol

You’ve always been so cute no matter the size, but it does feel extra special seeing the bigger belly getting featured so much lately 🥰
Is this a new era? 👀

We have a beginner-friendly “Heroes of the Borderlands” set that we’re using that simplifies a lot of the character creation aspects. One of my friends purposefully stole the Wizard from me because she knew I wanted it, so I’m playing as a Cleric!

I just finished my first real DnD session! I’ve got a lot to learn, but it was so much fun!

I think I could probably count them better with my face than my eyes if I’m being totally honest… 🤤