Hayley

Lords a-leaving: Britain is ejecting hereditary nobles from Parliament after 700 years Britain is ending the centuries-old tradition of hereditary aristocrats sitting in Parliament’s House of Lords.

More Epstein files consequences land.

Bonus: article contains the phrase "Lords behaving badly" which is surely a rule 34 exception (do not google that)

Compounding sense of being worthless

Bloody overachiever

Hope you don’t mind me quoting from the piece but this had me laughing out loud: Even Trump—a man with so little self-respect, he goes out with an unfinished spray tan and wig on the wrong way 🤣

I read it as Glee and wondered which cabinet member would perform the solo

Holy fucking moly

Everywhere with a US base?

Because postman pat is northern?

As I type the UK is generating less than 15% of our electricity from fossil fuels.

Imagine how the Iran oil crisis would be playing out for the UK if we hadn't invested in renewables.

It's not "we can't afford net zero" it's "we can only afford net zero". It's now a national security imperative.

I think they’re trumps old shoes. They’ve got loads of ankle room, you know, for the candles.

Fiona Hill is always insightful on this topic

Why the change though?

They look second hand

Start with that Russian chap

Looking forward to it. It’s a bit of an odd one, his rating.

Maybe he’s using euro sizing

Is it true?

Democrat Scott Colom

We officially have a Democratic candidate for the 2026 Mississippi Senate and his name is SCOTT COLOM!

Now #MSSen is not on the radar…yet.

But if this environment persists, it just might be.

Scott currently has only 154 followers right now.

Let’s fix that.

PLEASE FOLLOW HIM @scolom.bsky.social!

Have you tried finding relevant articles on anything using AI? It’s demented.

The world is realising that America is no better and maybe getting a little worse than the countries it invades

Eventually they’ll all move to Dubai and we can think about how to go back to normal

Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish.

We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again!

anormalfuckingparty.splashthat.com

Old English is so interesting. Now do ‘methinks’!

Leaders of democracy 🤣

Are you writing this from the grave?

🤣🤣🤣

My husband said last week, ‘he’ll be giving up by next week, when it gets hard and boring’

Safe to talk about in Bluesky

Covid doing the rounds?

America loves a good come to Jesus story