Malfaren, After Dinner

I said it over on the dead site once forever ago but I really love it when characters like dragons (or other fire themed critters) let out little huffs of smoke, or bursts of flame, or even just some hot embers from their breath all casual like. Hits some weird dopamine button in my brain.

Oh and don't even get me started about when you have the audacity to block someone somewhere, holy fuck. Some people I blocked 5+ years ago sub post about me TO THIS DAY.

Honestly don't even mind people acting a bit freaky my way-- kind of expect it with my content even-- but some folks crank it to 11 and fall flat on their face only to then get mad at me for not reciprocating. Those people are the worst.

"This guy didn't dick me down in DMs, what an elitist prick."

Think that has a lot to do with it. After a certain point I think some people stop viewing these funny internet avatars as real people, and when you "hate" someone for having big numbers they probably look more like a corporation or brand than an actual human being behind the screen.

Having people you've never met have it out for you just because you have some numbers next to your name or they get some over exposure bias against you and think they know you inside and out would probably fry some of these socially defunct little gremlins' brains.

Or like constantly having your boundaries violated by random people you don't know, and being afraid to shut them down because you have no idea if that is going to kick off some random multi year long obsessive hate crusade from that person or not. That's a pretty big con right there.

Everytime I see someone complain about the "pOpUfUrS" I have to wonder how that person would handle having thousands of pairs of eyes on them at all times. Like sure, there's certainly a list of pros to being well known, but there's a big list of cons too. Like having random hate spewed your way.

Definitely been made into the arch enemy of strangers more than once myself despite never interacting with them, so I feel like I have some unfortunate first hand experience with this brand of weird.

Weirds me out when I see people construct some false nemesis for themselves to hate on a person for seemingly no other reason than they need a person to hate.

Like never met this person, but crafted a personality, grievance, and fantasy version of them to justify borderline obsessive behavior.

Old art:
The view from below is pretty nice-

Old art:
I was getting a lot out of this image recently... good place to be~

It's a cold night. You should spend it in my guts. Where it's warm, wet, and steamy.

Will never not make me a little sad to come across an old acquaintance/contact that I haven't spoken to in ages only to find they've, for reasons unknown to me, put me on block between now and then.

Alas. What can you do.

Abnormal about that buttshot, btw.

Some people have very odd hangups and instead of just saying "this person's content isn't to my taste", they'd rather turn that person into a villain instead. I think it happens a lot more than people realize.

It's a huge red flag to me though. Think it should be to most people.

Definitely been made into the arch enemy of strangers more than once myself despite never interacting with them, so I feel like I have some unfortunate first hand experience with this brand of weird.

Weirds me out when I see people construct some false nemesis for themselves to hate on a person for seemingly no other reason than they need a person to hate.

Like never met this person, but crafted a personality, grievance, and fantasy version of them to justify borderline obsessive behavior.

That time of year again where I think about No Nut November paired with excessive amounts if Cock Vore making those balls super big and sloshy.

Keeping my prey on the verge of being swallowed-- with all the clenches, gulps, suckles, and tongue action I know they love-- until I can feel them squirming as they go over the edge, hands free. And only then do they get sent where they're so desperate to go.

There's very little hotter to me than when well hung prey bust a nut just before their package slips inside whatever hole is swallowing them up.

Reformation where the prey goes through the hours of blissful digestion, only to fade out and wake up in the arms of their pred, who looks like they had an equally wonderful (if not more so) time, who is also eager for a second helping.

Even the prey have to admit they look damn good on their hips.

Charizards as prey is pretty peak, because that flame tail slipping past a hungry jaw or up a clenching ass is a powerful image.

Oh, and people talk. Wink wink.

In my experience, it typically comes from people who hardcore flirt and want me to be their fuckin daddy or something, and when they don't get the attention they crave they run off bitching (while crawling back now and then in hopes for my attention). Ain't hard to peg, by the way.

If it's one thing I cannot stand, it's two-facery.

Pretend to be all good with someone just to shit drag about them later, in "private" or publicly. Holymoley.

Bonus points if they ass kiss like it's their job before they run off to rumormill and drama farm. Grow up, goddamn.

The mood for today:

Cock Vore

One of those days where the idea of being a massive raid boss that wipes the whole group and devours them one by one just sounds too good. Hardcore MMO style. Those characters vanished without a trace. Boss HP (and thickness) going up for the next unlucky(?) group.

Oh look.

A bird-

I don't really have any specifics! In general pretty okay with reciprocated horny musings. Long as folks aren't trying to RP with me in the comments then they're free to respond however.

DMs are also open in case it's too raunchy for public eyes.

If you're a bird furry and you don't chirp-n-squawk all the way down my neck until you're muffled under the considerable padding of my belly then it -is- going to negatively reflect on the meal review I leave on your now defunct social media pages.

I'll still post belly pics either way.