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Bridget / Jet ✨ star wars, punk, and death. mortician from san francisco currently located on the central california coast. pre-med. zine writer & artist. he/they/she

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one of them is mine but with dedication and perseverance I can increase this number exponentially 🫡

12.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

word.

12.03.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 16:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Denying healthcare for ideological reasons is violence

Denying healthcare for ideological reasons & lying about why is premeditated violence

Denying healthcare for children for ideological reasons & lying about why is premeditated violence against children

And when they die by suicide it’s murder

11.03.2026 12:49 👍 137 🔁 44 💬 3 📌 1
BECOME MUTUALS
With:
• Lesbians
• People on 5 different stimulants
• People obsessed with a
band/artist
• people w personality disorders
• junkies
• Canadians
• fujoshis
Your contacts are the real "money".
Network your way to success.

BECOME MUTUALS With: • Lesbians • People on 5 different stimulants • People obsessed with a band/artist • people w personality disorders • junkies • Canadians • fujoshis Your contacts are the real "money". Network your way to success.

10.03.2026 23:48 👍 979 🔁 456 💬 11 📌 38

everything is about star wars literally....

11.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know a single thing about chappel roan except that sometimes her red carpet looks make me go "okaaayy serving hapan realness!"

11.03.2026 14:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

insane week but its OVERRRR and I only need 3 more embalmings to get my license. and I have to pass a test.

07.03.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

omg!!

28.02.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

might be time for me to watch the terror. been on my list for awhile.

28.02.2026 04:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cover of The Terror

cover of The Terror

Cover of Hyperion

Cover of Hyperion

RIP to Dan Simmons, who somehow made frostbite every bit as terrifying as a time-traveling robot covered in razor-sharp spikes

27.02.2026 18:09 👍 113 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 3

I'm bored who wants to hang out

28.02.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Being trans in 2025" screenshot of Trailer Park Boys. Ricky addresses the camera. "I don't think it's a big deal but according to the police it is."

"Being trans in 2025" screenshot of Trailer Park Boys. Ricky addresses the camera. "I don't think it's a big deal but according to the police it is."

Every day the fucking news has me like this

08.11.2025 16:42 👍 706 🔁 197 💬 1 📌 0
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I am not moving on!!!!

21.08.2025 03:09 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

WHERE U GOING

27.02.2026 01:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

26.02.2026 13:15 👍 9834 🔁 3492 💬 51 📌 88

ICYMI, the state of Kansas just invalidated the drivers licenses of 1,000+ ppl whose gender markers did not match their assigned sex at birth. These markers had been legally changed.

There was no grace period. It's now illegal for them to drive to the DMV to get a new license (w/ incorrect gender).

26.02.2026 22:30 👍 49 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1

had an appointment today I have been dreading and it wasn't that bad #PEACENLOVETIMESFOREVER

27.02.2026 01:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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!!!!!

26.02.2026 01:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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alysa liu!!!

21.02.2026 22:38 👍 11898 🔁 2436 💬 56 📌 36

hrt is too expensive #nevermind

20.02.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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no. absolutely not.

19.02.2026 20:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

been trying to quit smoking but it's making me really evil

17.02.2026 03:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A knight on a white horse stabs a lance into a green dragon's chest while it breaths fire.

A knight on a white horse stabs a lance into a green dragon's chest while it breaths fire.

A yelling wizard holds a psychedelic orb.

A yelling wizard holds a psychedelic orb.

A barbarian stands at the foot of a path winding up into a mountain cave, while a winged humanoid stands against the moon at the mountain top.

A barbarian stands at the foot of a path winding up into a mountain cave, while a winged humanoid stands against the moon at the mountain top.

A knight's horses rears back, away from a green humanoid dragon that appears to be pointing a weapon at it.

A knight's horses rears back, away from a green humanoid dragon that appears to be pointing a weapon at it.

1970s/80s fantasy black light posters, artists uncredited

03.02.2026 01:01 👍 476 🔁 148 💬 8 📌 12
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

17.02.2026 01:43 👍 15776 🔁 3952 💬 42 📌 69

happy birthday!!!!!!! 💚🫶🌻✨💚

17.02.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finished rereading traitor last week and have not moved on yet I'm still flipping through and highlighting passages. how is this book so good. jacen and the shitty birdddd <3

16.02.2026 02:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok I'm back

16.02.2026 02:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I literally have nothing to do at work today besides cause problems

05.02.2026 21:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

creating problems at work by talking about cuba and castro and getting really loud about it as well as other things. per usual

05.02.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0