🅱️ a b y

“It might STANG” 😭😭😭😭

I got a new one! My last one did me DIRT DIRT

Going from hybrid to being fully in office in a few weeks and I’m not prepared 🫠

I thought it was!

ThankYa!

What’s the wide widget in the middle?

YOU

I BETTER NOT

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We’ll have to see

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He a hater!

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She posted me on twitter, let’s see if I get woman-to-womaned

Let’s see what this hittin awn

I’m half man on my father’s side

It’s really till death about me and my MacBook. Bury me with her!!!

You’re about to get 🅿️egged

Middle aged people are so cranky when they have to do their job over the phone. Please quit!

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Gas prices creeping up already

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(I have another box)

Learned my lesson

I’ve been exposed

Looks just like me

Them mfs good as HAIL

Hey! There’s only 15 in there 🫠

I ate a full pack of Adventurefulls from the Girl Scouts … by accident

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I can’t have a Jamaican feeling?