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I don't need to provide amusement or enjoyment. I don't need to receive any amusement or enjoyment. I'm completely fine with that. Because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. It's just a complete waste of fuckin' time.

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All of this to distract from the fact that President of the United States is a massive paedo and sex fiend and is in the Epstein files.

11.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Assume I’ve paid you a cheeky mill. Go out and rob… I mean spend… yes, spend… not steal…

11.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because they’ve realised they’re too far gone so are now leaning into the banter of it all.

11.03.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to confirm that it was I who won the Β£181 million jackpot on the Euromillions, so now that I can afford anything I want, don’t ask me for payment and assume it is already paid for.

Thanks!

11.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie sits next to a woman in a black suit ALT: a man in a suit and tie sits next to a woman in a black suit
10.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it’s proper cunty. Not surprised though. Tudor is in over his head.

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can think of one…

#Spursy

10.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, from my POV, it’s hilarious. But from the human side, it’s really fucking hilarious.

10.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just seen the highlights of Kinsky. Amazing.

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just seen/heard about Tudor hanging out his GK. What a fucking cunt.

10.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Atalanta might struggle to get back into this tie.

10.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See! Barca are shite.

10.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d much rather play Barcelona than Newcastle.

10.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try to. I could finally sleep.

10.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Climate and Emery playing him as a ten fucked him over.

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to convince him that anaesthetic causes autism and then they can just maul him to death on the gurney.

10.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He fumbled the bag with Natalie Sawyer. He should never be allowed to show his face in public again.

10.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

10.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Van Dijk trying to referee every single game he is in is annoying. Step away from the ref you scruffy cunt.

10.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, don’t get me started on β€œFletch”. But I can’t forgive either of them. Both are horrid at their job.

10.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is quite an extensive list of commentating bellends in our great sport of kick ball, but Sam Matterface must be near the top of pyramid of unbearable listens.

10.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does it look like Dec is about to chin someone for slapping him too hard.

10.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm all about dem chem trails"

10.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Energy prices soaring and suddenly its "wintry weather" again...

10.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need someone to teach Declan Rice to say "The PGMOL are a bunch of corrupt cunts" in Korean and then use the same excuse.

10.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, but he should be if it’s ends without a pot.

09.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’d get a pass for playing attractive football. If it’s dull and it ends potless? Trouble.

09.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inclined to agree. Especially based on the lay of the land at present.

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an argument to be had that if Arteta doesn’t win at least a couple of trophies this season with these draws, then he could be under pressure.

09.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Me as soon as the temperature gets over 15c

09.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0