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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
Mwahaaha! I love that!
I killed a character and a bunch of ppl still haven't forgiven me.
:3
Their tears are delicious.
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Today, we will be charged a $76 fee to begin an eviction process. For some reason, my posts can’t get beyond 5 to 8 shares. I don’t know what to do. Sharing helps reach those that can help.
We urgently need to raise $1,000 to go w/my husband’s check to stay housed. Please help 💛
$44.55/$5,500
I know there are *so* many of you evolution and ecology fiends out there who'd be perfect!! "The Pokémon Company is specifically looking for those with research experience in animal and plant ecology, with Japanese and English language skills on top." (IGN) nordic.ign.com/pokemon-poko... #SciComm 🧪
Oh yes, but imagine.
Crime happens and instead of investigation, they ask chatgpt and go arrest someone. No trial. Just "the system said so"
There was a movie about a machine that predicted future crimes and ppl were arrested preemptively. That went well. Didn't it??
Next step is for law enforcement to turn to the slop machine as a means to solve crime. 🙃
One rule for me and another for thee.
I love it here 🙃
What i don't understand is if they're so against us buying adult entertainment, why are they putting up with pedos being in charge of anything?
You don't hate payment processors enough. You don't hate them enough
Happy birthday to Douglas Adams, author of one of my favorite space operas, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Hitchhiker's began as a radio show, but became a five-part novel trilogy, a TV series, a text adventure game, a movie, everything but a Saturday morning cartoon!
#spaceopera #hhgttg
A Hippogriff just for fun, inspired by a Philippine Monkey Eagle🦅
He got reincarnated into a world with magic and monsters.
Reed's answer would be "what do I need to make up shit for? No one ever believes the shit i do on the regular. Though it was funny making them think ghosts and vampires are real."
When y'all buy from indie authors, it impacts us profoundly. Especially if it goes outside the circle of authors trading a few dollars back and forth amongst ourselves.
Stone carved cat ring in blue
People haven't changed much.
Cat ring from 1390 BC Egypt.
he should put some sewage water on it and snort coke off a toilet seat. That'll fix it.
I just sent them an email to opt out preemptively. I don't know if they used my name. I did have a subscription with them for a while, but cancelled it because of the theft device they were building.
Reed Owen Smith is pretty talented at telling stories, but its not fantasies. He's just recounting the trouble he caused.
His favorites are "Spider Rodeo" and "Ogre Rope" And that time he made an entire barracks of noble boys think they were going insane.
tapas.io/series/Soull...
An image that looks like a motivational poster with bright rainbow in a clear blue sky and fluffy clouds. The text at the top says "Sometimes font choice does not matter." The middle text has the same sentence twice, once in fancy cursive and once in what looks like a font that resembles cutting letters from magazines to make ransom letters. The text itself reads "I'm going to name a character after you in my book." At the bottom, more text reads "Both of these are threats and you should be scared." Image made without the use of gAI by Dax.
I don't make the rules, I just inform you of them.
My protagonist:
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"
I, K. E. Ireland / Kaira Loi, hereby OPT OUT of being included in your theft device. Keep my names out of your mouth.
I do not know if you have used my name or my work to train your slop machine, but I wish to opt out preemptively. I cancelled my subscription because I wanted no part of the AI, and do not want my work incorporated in it.
Further clarification on why Soulless Prince qualifies as Hope Punk: It's written on the premise that people COULD be much better. the government could be a foundation upon which people stand, rather than an oppressive force that crushes.
tapas.io/series/Soull...
I wish for more Dumb tech. Your treadmill does not NEED to be blutooth enabled.
My fridge does not NEED wifi. It doesn't even have a screen.
Conservation is a long game. Little Imp – our youngest grandcalf – is what winning looks like.
92 wild-born babies now, whose mothers came to us as orphans. They grew up. They went wild. They started families.
This is what your support makes possible: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o...
Happy MAR10 day!
once again, Nintendo missed an opportunity to release the new Mario movie today.
I’ve been singing this all day
painting watering a very happy flower, but in a dark fantasy setting with sad skulls, gloomy castles, and a giant horned skull in the background
capybara gaslighting herself pretending that everything is fine
