Count Jim Moriarty

Haven't heard this for decades. I think it must have been on the Good Morning Vietnam soundtrack. Amazing song. And so relevant right now.

Is this because Windows 11 is a binfire?

That's the second time in two weeks. Unbelievable.

He must have been VERY bored.

If they live in dubai they should stay and fight for their country.

Paid $70m two months ago for a villa in the Emirates hills

You'd need to have a heart of stone not to piss yourself laughing

By-election Soundbite Cliches

Political Earthquake
Volcano of Despair
Deflated Buttocks
Shampoo of Doubt
Pigeon-wrangler
Where’s my Edam?
Shaving the Hamster

Remember reading in Sting's autobiography him being a very proud early starter having NEVER in his life overslept except for when he was due in hospital for the birth of his first child.

Possible subliminal self-sabotage?

Is it really true? Seems very odd to me.

If he wants to follow the religious route then perhaps the Archbishop of Canterbury can excommunicate him.

Very healthy. I felt like that hoovering the car but without the other health benefits of soil chemicals.

That's such a great article thank you. I think I could just about make sense at 1200 but a real strain. The explanation at the end is great.

i barked at the village idiots and they worshiped me like a dog

That's wonderful and completely new to me

every time I eat soup I unlock a new area of my brain previously reserved for ancient knowledge

Very understandable

Just remember, death is more scared of you than you are of it.

I'm going to put it on now in the background and see what happens.

Twitter - is it down?

Nothing worse than being subpoenaed or sub peanuted

He needs a right clip round the ear and no mistake

People that need a clip round the ear today:

Evernote Inc for replying using AI
Facebook for banning the Daily Mash
Any and all Reformed Meat Voters

Did you even mention the US at all?

Right.

Right then.

I'll get me eyebrow reaching ladder.

Smartness inhibitor? I'll have you know I have the latest in eyebrow wigs and leg trunk pipes.

I would have let it lie....etc

Anyway, have you got permission for that Tom Jones costume?

I know.

Anyway, did you give that widow her pension book back?

You lying get!

Yeah, this is because I bought a 500g tub of Lurpak in October.