𝕖𝕟𝕧𝕚𝕖 (𝔰𝔥𝔢/𝔥𝔢𝔯) 🏳️‍⚧️

i put the heroin in #heroinchic - that and in my veins

What can I say, I like being problematic, it's my #kink, don't #kinkshame me #uwu 🥺👉👈😻

You know those summer nights where you—in this case, me, an objectively hot cunty bitch—are just hanging out with your also attractive gal pal who's hot in maybe less of a porn star way than you/me really, and y'all are just #queerbating and cuddling ambigously on the sidewalk for hours doing drugs?

sure are, I mean I always have a great time when I do lmao 🤪

oh shit it's 2024 now, welcome to another year of hell y'all

not counting what I do for work, I think I've reached a critical mass when it some to meaningless sex... and now I'm just breaking the laws of physics for the fun of it I guess

sooner or later we all hit an age where you realize everyone does coke just to cope

seconded. all in favour of skipping next month on grounds of time served, say eye!

lmao, ok, so conna come clean, just e-lurked you a bit and like holy shit you got it going on AND THEN some 😅 omg did I go full tism and misread that like all hell lol, but also like fuck it, I'm normalizing tism-y awkwardness - and also, I look too hot in that pic to take it down 😂

girl, I got you! I'm only about 3 years in and I'm here: (sorry, I couldn't find a chair, but I think i made-do ok 🤪) honestly, bet you'll get there faster than you think. and like, spoiler alert: we really only get hotter with age ☺️

[oops, looks like my dyscalculia won out there, and like fuck I've still got so much more to rant about, but I think you get the idea - there's no rallying cry here, no moral, no silverlinings or other assorted bullshit... just tomorrow to wake up to, so I can bump my ad, check my phone and repeat]

(5/5) and I'm damn fucking good at fucking every gender, every kink, everybody and every body! and I'm not even close to alone in this lone of work when I say I'm hella proud of that shit - I make people's day everyday and I make it the best day they've had in ages most of the time. so just why? why

(4/5) to survive an endless onslaught of dick pics? to get harassed by shit heads, scammers, and timewasters? because we like it? fuck no! we do this shit cuz we have to. and yeah, there are days when I absofuckinglutely love the work I do, hell, I get laid for money!

(3/5) so I just don't get it, why the fuck would you try so hard to mess with us when you could've lived the rest of your pathetic life in peace? hell hath no fury and all that; but in reality, we have no real recourse, we have the flimsiest of protections, and we pick up our phones again to what?

(2/3) but when you start trying to publicly humiliate me and my sisters just to poss off your neighbour, and you waste our time, and it's already the slowest and coldest season of the year, you better believe you've got something else coming for you hon...

(1/2) what the actual fuck is with these asshats out there trying to troll sex workers out there so much? like don't get me wrong, we're pretty AF but we're also tougher than hell, this industry takes the absolute thickest, softest, well-kept skin around to survive in.

oooh, just realized it's got free delivery tho, i don't cum for free, haha

soooooooo... are they hiring? i'd like to apply for a position on the menu plz, i've got YEARS of experience!

yes PLEASE! I'd add that to queue asap! what's your YouTube channel? this is the content I fucking live to see... at like 6 in the morning when my brain won't let me go to sleep after working all night 😅

imagining a straight couple watching movies together shouting “omg!! they’re just like us!!” anytime the characters turn out to be straight

fun things you learn as a #sexworker in #yvr number 58: knowing exactly what time every #skytrain station opens for the first train of the day... after your last call of the night 🙃

ok, so I'm deffs a couple decades and change out on this one, but #boundmovie by Lana and @lillywachowski.bsky.social is probably one of the best movies I think I've literally ever watched! like, can you even think of a better neo-noir lesbian thriller with great #sexworker representation out there?

some rainy wet fresh ink for my rainy wet fresh city #vancity

A tired woman lying down with a forlorn and melencholic expression on her face. She is wearing a maroon varsity sweatshirt and resting a space-gray laptop with stickers on it, and a purple vape on her chest. The background is a colorful 1970s style couch she is lying down on.

sometimes you have a bad day cuz you had a bad day, and sometimes it's cuz people are just fucking monsters

ya know, when I went to trans my gender, I didn't realize I was getting the Damsel in Distress™️ DLC automatically enabled, like can't I just get credit towards my next gender instead??

it's been one of those really fucking scary nights to be a ho

but it was actually my client who made me feel like I'm a human being tonight

he might've just saved my life... night's not over yet tho 🙃

saying it is trying, and like sometimes that's enough, right @badlemon.bsky.social

"nobody's been working on their bikini bodies" like harsh, but im here for the drama so keep it up girl

it's literally been bringing me back to when social media was actually fun, like totally 2009 vibes lol, may have stayed up till 8am scrolling but strangely without the doom part lmao

as a #trans person, I feel like I shouldn't have to constantly be asking myself why so many people hate us just for existing

like do they even know how hard this shit already is? we really don't need their help here

but then every day I'm hit with more reasons to wonder why it gets worse and worse