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Teacher, student, (over)thinker, & either one of the smartest idiots or dumbest geniuses you will ever meet. He/Him.

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@ticketmaster.com been getting hung up on this authentication page for a half hour trying to get into the waiting room. Now 11 minutes into on sale and I’m sure your legalized scalping (oops, “dynamic pricing”) has made tix unaffordable for the average Joe. FFS.

20.02.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@ticketmaster.com I believe I speak for every concertgoer when I emphatically say, your site really sucks. I won't even get into your business practices.

To sum up, FUCK YOU.

20.02.2026 17:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

14.02.2026 02:37 👍 23644 🔁 8256 💬 601 📌 1356

We’re so beyond the pale at this point that we’ve become translucent.

09.01.2026 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes.

20.10.2025 09:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not everyone who voted for Trump is a Nazi, but I'm fairly certain that every Nazi who voted in the election voted for Trump.

20.10.2025 01:06 👍 108 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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NYC No Kings

18.10.2025 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 👍 38300 🔁 17040 💬 829 📌 2406

Just a thought… maybe the #Mets are cursed because of that dog that gets electric shocks to give paw in the parking lot?

29.09.2025 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All jokes aside, we know he’s blaming Tylenol only because there’s no way in hell he can pronounce acetaminophen.

23.09.2025 12:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank god the Cracker Barrel crisis ended just in time for the worst people you know to get weird about a famous musician getting engaged to a famous athlete.

27.08.2025 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Love this! 👇🔥
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26.08.2025 04:33 👍 340 🔁 126 💬 21 📌 8

We've been robbed twice. First is Snoop turning out to be trash, and Second is not being able to enjoy the adorableness that is "Papa Snoop."

24.08.2025 22:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First clue of the Andrew Cuomo scavenger hunt is “get in your car and drive twenty miles north of the city to find the bridge named for my father, Governor Mario Cuomo”. There is no second clue.

24.08.2025 21:54 👍 1530 🔁 137 💬 18 📌 8
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Who cares about the Cracker Barrel rebrand? Let’s focus on the important things like RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES.

21.08.2025 17:38 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

So... you're saying you had 30 opportunities to make this accusation, but you choose to do it on a post where he's NOT doing the thing you accuse him of?

(shrugs)

19.08.2025 15:03 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

not sure how many decades it will take America living down having elected Trump twice

16.08.2025 01:26 👍 2916 🔁 378 💬 207 📌 55

Tried the new McDonaldland shake with the mystery flavor... My best guesses are Pepto Bismol or Robitussin. Possibly the fusion of both.

15.08.2025 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not surprising that the right is angry about the Superman movie and its message of hope, kindness, and loving your neighbor. It’s the same message they ignore from their alleged savior, Jesus.

11.07.2025 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BRAWNDO! IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

04.07.2025 13:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Out of respect for those who continue to celebrate birthdays even after a loved one has died, let me say “Happy July 4th in Heaven, America!”

04.07.2025 11:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

01.07.2025 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People say it’s ironic that Trump has the Declaration of Independence hanging in his office. I say it is a perfect metaphor.

Every game hunter hangs the heads of their prized kills on the wall.

09.06.2025 09:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While we are all loving the Elon/Trump lover’s quarrel, note that it is more important than ever to stay vigilant and keep an eye on what the government is doing. Always be mindful of the potential sleight of hand that can accompany (or be part of) great theatre.

05.06.2025 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@mta.info Express Transit suddenly not working on my iPhone. I have troubleshooted with Apple, & talked to bank. It is neither the phone or my account. Please advise.

25.05.2025 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Totally understandable. These days especially, one must protect their mental health, even if it means avoidance of certain pieces of art. Here’s hoping we reach a day when you can experience this episode in all its poignant, sad glory.

24.04.2025 11:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for saying this. It's not said enough.

20.04.2025 06:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you have a public platform & spent years calming everyone down, telling us Trump was not a danger,was not racist, & arguing that the best way to deal w/Trump was to laugh at him, berated ppl who used the word fascist, insisted that the two parties are the same, admit YOU WERE WRONG.

20.04.2025 02:13 👍 6651 🔁 1174 💬 97 📌 50

In recent years Green Day has gone from a band that I like to a band that I love to a band that of true meaning and significance in my life. Their set at Coachella was nothing short of brilliant and something I desperately needed after a hard couple of weeks. #greenday #Coachella

13.04.2025 05:50 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

NO.

26.03.2025 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0