Jon Ashley

Is there a mechanism to check if a squad was picked by ChatGPT?

City conceding from the first shot off target is a new low.

Cannot wait for City to be exonerated in court and then get relegated anyway.

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Pep trudging back to the dugout at 2-0 down tomorrow and seeing Rodri sitting behind the bench.

Devastating. Also why is every City fan my age (myself included) a goalkeeper?

To all those I’ve silently judged for saying “I started supporting them because I just really liked their kit.”:

I’m sorry. I get it now.

✅✍️ Manchester City have 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 Pep Guardiola has extended his contract until 2027!

TWO!

Surely there’s some Norwegian in Tommy Doyle’s family tree?

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This explains why I’ve accumulated so many sky blue Bluesky followers in the last 48 hours.

I’m irrationally attached to the eagle as I spent *years* perfecting how to draw it. But the answer is still the one that’s somehow only 8 years old.

I really regret not watermarking this.

David Coote celebrated too early.