Lilbop

Area Family Putting A Little Money Away To One Day Blow On Single Health Scare

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NY Times: 6 Books to Help You Let Go of Perfectionism

Frankly, I don't think it's worth trying to learn about this subject unless you can read all the books ever written about it.

looks like the one daniel linnsen game

ME: I just want a little bit of flour without making a mess.

FLOUR BAG: Oh yeah?

ME: Yeah.

FLOUR BAG: Fuck you.

My painting LAKESHORE

communism (positive connotation)

dear parents: just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn’t mean they have a boyfriend or girlfriend. maybe they’re just looking at pictures of old medieval bridges. (six bridges pictured)

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 That Everyone A Damn Critic WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone’s a damn critic these days. “It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his 10-page […]

“It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]

Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Hiker Girl

Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent

Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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Skip the man cave and the she shed. Give me the attic #library.

#books #booksky #WritingCommunity #design

DREDGE (fanart) - 23 colours
#pixelart #artpost

“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this”

i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

My painting TROUT WATER

America’s semiotic disorientation and our lack of a national project are, of course, two sides of the same coin. The function of Trumpism may be to force us into a national project that is not integration itself, by way of damaging enough that rebuilding becomes our national project lol.

mermay approaches

You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving Gerald, we need to talk. None of this is going to be easy for you to hear, but the simple fact is that you’ve changed. I’ve tried ignoring that feeling, to grin and bear it like a good wife would, but I just can’t pretend any longer: You’re not the man I married. You’re significantly […]

You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
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Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

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my offer to america: we bring woke back

Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy

Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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its more accurate to say the hardest magic systems become science and that science in real life isn't a soft magic system

i could fix him

graphic of branching lifelines, with the path taken traced through it. past paths no longer in play are greyed out, possible future paths spread out like a network of roots in front

The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.