Emi the con-cruddy toon Goat

Damn right you are <3

The best thing you can do online right now is be overwhelmingly strange. Shake hands with the people modern society would call perverse. They are your friends.

In the wake of censorship & restrictions, the strongest move you can make is to protect the Weirdo Ecology. Defend our Freakosystem

"Your inclination toward playful but actually pretty merciless wickedness has always been a really charming undertone beneath the facade of a cute and innocent goat."

This is still the nicest and most striking thing anyone's ever said to me, and I need it on a poster.

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I can't straighten my right leg out anymore, and it's permanently stuck in the uncouth zoophile knee mode.

I'm sorry, but according to subscribestar logic, if I ever made you aroused you're a zoophile. I don't make the rules.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes

A grey scale sketch of a cartoon duck swinging a baseball while a tiny cartoon beetle holds a massive bomb painted like a baseball above their head, taunting the duck.

Thanks for being such a good SPORT about this, coach!

Nice to know the feeling's mutual! 💣

For what it's worth, I think you're incredibly strong for this bit of introspection and taking responsibility for your health and well-being, even when it means recognizing a fuck-up was made.
Here's to a healthy, happy future 🫂 You heckin' got this!

I definitely support being upfront.
Anyone who's worth your time will respect you and want the best for you. This gives them the ability to recognize what's up and lessen the risk of them accidentally giving you booze. And if anyone gives you push-back, screw em!

We all fuck up when making big changes, but this does not mean a restart of your journey. Like you said, lessons have been learned and a strategy has been formed. This was an unfortunate bump on that journey, but you're already on your way forward again, leaving the bump behind.

Time for a zzzquil and a well earned coma. I haven't slept properly for *days*. Starting to lose it a little bit :P

She colored and shaded it as well!! I’m in awe, I mean LOOK at that ✨figure✨!

Thanks again @emithegoat.bsky.social ❤️❤️

An apology to anyone who's been reaching out to me with questions or chit chats and haven't gotten a response. I'm still very sick, and the brain cells just aren't vibrating at their usual frequencies.

I'll be back in a somewhat working order soon, hopefully! x3x

Art by Teaselbone

Happy international women’s day!

…what, she’s from the land of Wuz, it totally counts.

I am making these standard for the next convention party I throw

Awww!!! What a treat! This is so nice~ thank you!!

HAPPY HATSUNE MIKU DAY!!! (３９ !!!)

From my very own Dumblotraight Variant; "DWURM-MIKU" !!! 🤡🎶

She is CRAZY about wanting to take over her home-planet Dwurm ALL for herself!! Lord Chaos doesn't take her threats seriously tho! 🩵💙
| #HatsuneMiku | #ミクの日2026 | ＃初音ミク | #ミクの日 |

Yiiiiikes!

I know calling reps is very nerve racking. You're not sure what's the right thing to say, and tbh having a script thrown at me makes things just as nerve racking.

I called today, and I figured I'd write up a transcript of how my call went down. Hopefully it helps demystify the process

Crud is on day 13 and has officially overstayed its welcome.

I want my voice and sleep back, thank you XP

What do they say about getting high off your own supply? I’m just testing the equipment, I promise!

#SqueakySunday #RubberFur

Don't go in halfsies on a pizza with a bear
They will NOT share

🎨: @raccoondrewchett.bsky.social

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Man, I'm so happy for you that you got a job again!! :3

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Painkillers and rest time! Take care of the poor little skunk rump X3