Olly Smith

ate a big donut at work. should not have ated big donut.

I'm listening...

click hole parody quote: "Often Ill see advertisements for porn games and they say, "Try Not To Cum, but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design." -Shigeru Miyamoto On his revolutionary career at Nintendo

he's really a generational talent

I was thinking The Mercenaries, but deffo think VR is coming further down the line!

An image of a TV screen featuring hot Australian actor Heath Ledger in A Knight's Tale holding a rose.

Paused A Knight's Tale on the best frame in the film.

Medievil Hitman: Contracts Thief: The Dark Project Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Deus Ex Dishonored Fallout 2 System Shock Dead Rising

Haven't been doing so well lately but here's me jumping on the 9 games trend, I focused on games I had while I was growing up.

Medievil Hitman: Contracts Thief: The Dark Project Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Deus Ex Dishonored Fallout 2 System Shock Dead Rising

Haven't been doing so well lately but here's me jumping on the 9 games trend, I focused on games I had while I was growing up.

(some might say the best one)

lol

I’ve been largely offline recently but I’m breaking that pattern to let you know that Mythmatch, a game I was *so* lucky to work on, comes out on Friday!

It would mean to world to me if you could check it out and tell your friends about it!!

Just another fifty years or so of surviving daily tummy aches

Incredible. "DEI Bad" doesn't even crack 50% for maga. Woke 2 is already here

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

Sharing only a screenshot because the article itself is as frankly fucking embarrassing as you'd expect from The Guardian but I saw only one single post about this news on my timeline and I try not to take social media as everything but truly feels like most cis people do not give a fuck

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

START 1000th AND FINISH 1st! IS IT POSSIBLE?! Mountain of Hell, the biggest mountain bike race! YouTube video by owlaps

youtu.be/n_7gkhSjSjY?... stuff like this is really soothing

Happy International Women's day to my pals!

In The Mountains
'Road Rash'
PlayStation

Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans

(Source: tinyurl.com/5bkf7bhh)

I'll never forgive Capcom for basically saying "Jill is infected with a virus that stops her from aging" so she doesn't even get the benefit of being a kickass older lady even if she appears in RE10

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

Grifters don't play video games, it's simple as.

I cannot stop laughing at this clip of SmashJT trying to play Marathon. He's been shitting on it for MONTHS and claiming every journalists praising it is a shill and he WILLINGLY UPLOADED FOOTAGE of himself missing 95% of his shots with an SMG ON A STATIONARY TURRET FROM 200 METERS AWAY.

17 degrees in Manchester when it was 5 degrees last week, what we doing man

I fought so hard to get that on GAMINGbible's GOTY list last year but I was overruled because nobody has experienced peak 🙏

I'm already mentally mapping out how the "tape a gun to your back to trick guards into thinking you're unarmed" mechanic would work.

Had another dream like this last night, except with Home Alone this time.

A tweet by Ben Kahn (@BenTheKahn), posted on March 23, 2023, reads: "I don't think younger audiences appreciate that in the 90s, there was an entire genre of film that was just, 'Michael Douglas gets so horny that he ruins his life.'"