Tissa

Final feliz 💖

An elderly lady just arrived at the PT clinic wearing a Draco/Hermione tshirt I have SO MANY QUESTIONS

What if, hear me out, they just use a really long garden hose

O buraco é sempre mais embaixo [do cu do milionário injetando dinheiro em projeto fascista]

I started the new Nicole Kidman show on Prime, Scarpetta, I've seen 5 episodes [of 8]. In a completely bizarre [to me] turn of events I'm loving the flashback storyline [with the young actors] and finding the present time storyline [with the A-list cast] an absolute BORE 🤪🤡🤷🏻‍♀️

Iga saying Karo is her favorite player to watch right after bageling her lol 😂

Sério, toda quarta toca Simply Red, Tears for Fears, Phil Collins e George Michael. 🙃

All these men with tiny feet and faces that look like knees should be shamed about every single ridiculous thing they do

The Latin pronunciation rhymes with ânus in Portuguese anyway ✴️

VIDEO PODCASTS ARE A STUPID IDEA IF YOU NEED VISUAL CUES TO TELL A STORY YOU'RE DOING A TV SHOW

Pior q eu gosto de torcer pro Irã tricolor de coração as três cores que traduzem tradição e talz

Bota a Venezuela no lugar

A JB FM toca *as mesmas músicas* toda quarta feira entre 10h e 10h30 que é quando eu ouço na sala de espera da psicóloga 🤪

I need to work but I found Pacific Rim on tv

MELDELS DO CEL fizeram harmonização nos CAMELOS

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Three times a year I need to teach volunteers of the film festivals the beauty of hypertext because they've never updated a website or wrote a newsletter and only know how to paste urls into social media boxes. Today is one of those days.

Gonna play Wordle looking at this

3 bom dias, um extremamente envergonhante eu assitia Vampire Diaries ☠️

Also they read Sun Tzu and Machiavelli wrong 🤪

Cranioleuca parece nome de personagem da turma do Penadinho

Chanel

Pipi

Omg so adorable! Both ladies here have pink noses too, I'm obsessed 💖

BrainDead, the most perfect political show of all time

L O L

Pipi na janela lá de trás observando a movimentação da obra do vizinho

A fiscal de obras trabalhando

On the scale between Jessie Buckley hating cats and Timotheé Chalamet hating opera I'm WAY more mad at Buckley

Não. Eu nunca [nunca!] tive o ímpeto de rezar, ou falar com uma divindade/entidade sequer. É tipo simplesmente não existe no meu cérebro essa opção. Qdo era criança e ia na igreja católica eu sabia que tava fingindo o tempo todo que tava lá "rezando" 🙊

My hot take on booktok in general is they crave homogenization, anything out of the norm is considered off putting. And I have favorite tropes, and I search for those books, but I’m ok with experimentation and trope inversion and other writing tricks, that’s fun for me. Not so much for booktok 🙈

Minha queda no pilates que acarretou em dois ombros quebrados conta? 🤔🤪💁🏻

Football is life

This film talks about Sergio Perez waaaay too much