RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
listen to me very carefully valve. listen carefully as you announce the steam frame. you have had robot repair. and then the lab. you have had moondust. aperture hand lab. you even did aperture desk job.
for the love of god give the frame ANYTHING other than a 6th fucking portal style tech demo.
Portrait of an upset Wallace Breen from Half-Life 2
BREAKING: Wallace Breen has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
A little comic about desire paths.
actually years aren't real! the earth's position around the sun is only but one frame of reference. i prefer to celebrate our "year" orbiting the center of the galaxy (around 230 million of what you earth idiots would call a "year") fuck you !
ah hell. ah god dammit,
fundamentally this is what Trump administrations are all about: the guys. there will be new guys every week. they will startle you, you'll be astounded by them, and then as quickly as they appeared they will fade into an indistinguishable mass, leaves on the forest floor.
Tips for new Bluesky users:
it was not by my hand that i was given flesh, i was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute
Diddy Kong's iconic catchphrase
rat
we live in a scatman’s world
and to all those "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" types - no, actually, I do think overconsumption is on you to figure out and balance.
the number and volume of teeny tiny little single-item amazon deliveries which happen in my neighborhood is distressing.
Happy birthday to the Creature
I ♡ U mbreon
a guy smoking a cigar
how it feels redeeming another free Epic Game Store game I'll never boot once
A picture of a cute rat, with the following text beside it: This user supports rats and their sublime agenda. Rodent haters unfollow immediately.
a duck wearing leather workboots :)
quackin in my boots
There is such a glaring difference between here and Twitter that I never noticed before. I open Bluesky and see cool art and funny memes. I open Twitter and have tragic stories and rage bait shoved down my throat on top of the art and memes on my feed.
testing the video post feature
*begins existing*
