tristram hand shandy

tmnt logo but it says frozen cheesy Texas toastie

A beautiful man

If we're doing it right

We’ve gotten on the wrong side of this meme

I don't care if the Chinese steal my data I have an Unlimited Plan

Lysenkoist Cybersyn, here we come baby

bernie sanderino:

Beans and Lentils will save us ❤️ And kindness

yes but like weird (very good)

*Bruce Springsteen voice* woah-oh-oh I'm online

as a top, I must protest

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

watched children of men again last night. as a millennial lefty-turned-sensible-bureaucrat who does in fact habitually keep a flask of cheap whiskey in the pocket of my long coat to guard against the horrors of a world that's losing hope, it's nice to have representation

i like it, what if there was more stipple tho. TRIPLE THE STIPPLE

google meetses

2026 stylecast
OUT: chunky sneakers
IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan
OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry
IN: siphoning gas

i really like this style! your work prompts me to reflect on the beauty of Receptacles

Mar 8 was International Women’s Day. Mar 9 is International Women of Mystery day, celebrating all femmes in trenchcoats who brush past you on a crowded street and then half-turn to coyly apologise as an errant Clue slips out of their pocket

I think this deserves at least as much sustained attention from US media as Claudine Gay's dissertation

inshallah

oh yeah defs. baking? absolute precision. egg salad? i am a conduit for the Spirits

"Let the ancestors tell you how much of each ingredient" is my exact approach to cooking, thanks for this precise articulation

“Please depress button” you’re a terrible button. Your mother wanted a lever. No one will ever push you. The signage explaining you is confusing

hell yeah

this will no longer be a topic of discussion in woke 2

a richly deserved honour, sorry they spelled your name wrong

is this anything

thank u mjm, thank u yohji