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USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ

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I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 👍 8750 🔁 2335 💬 268 📌 57

A thing I realized during the first go-round is that he seems to actually *prefer* to lie. Given the chance to state something plainly and truthfully, even something entirely noncontroversial, he almost always won't.

11.03.2026 18:19 👍 88 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 4

For those who think art can't change the world: since the release of “Footloose,” not one town in America bans dancing.

10.03.2026 02:28 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

A person need not be famous for you to drop their name. “As I was saying to my mailman, DALE MAUSER…”

12.03.2026 02:09 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Her: Have you seen the dog bowl?

Him: No but I’ve seen him catch a tennis ball

12.03.2026 02:47 👍 37 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 2

🍾🍼🧴🧃🥤🫖 (be imaginative)

12.03.2026 02:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So good

12.03.2026 01:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The proverb "shoes make the man" suggests that footwear reflects a person's character, social standing, and attention to detail.

12.03.2026 01:19 👍 34 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

That would fund a lot of health care and food for low income families 😞

12.03.2026 00:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😁😈

12.03.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can the emojis be naughty?

11.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 9082 🔁 4174 💬 134 📌 205

Silly woman.

11.03.2026 12:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😬 Crank up those generators.

11.03.2026 12:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😀

10.03.2026 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump judges men by their shoe size, so... Rubio lies.

10.03.2026 23:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥓

10.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Um... textured Arborite. My choice for sure.

10.03.2026 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😬

10.03.2026 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was just going to say: I had a carpet that pattern once (came with the rental house) and my cat could vomit on it and no one would know. 🤮🐈

10.03.2026 23:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“He is, of course, a serial liar & prone to espousing completely contradictory positions within moments of each other.” It is extraordinary to me that journalists continue to ‘analyse’ Donald Trump without adding this constant caveat. It does readers, listeners & viewers a grave disservice.

10.03.2026 07:39 👍 1403 🔁 338 💬 102 📌 14

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

08.03.2026 23:45 👍 5334 🔁 1802 💬 300 📌 142

"JimBob" is the perfect description of what Kennedy play acts for his audience.
We see through you JimBob Kennedy, with that fake accent.

10.03.2026 18:21 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

7 year anniversary of making Jerry Falwell Jr big mad.

10.03.2026 18:03 👍 567 🔁 48 💬 19 📌 1

😀

10.03.2026 18:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 23:04 👍 30 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Schrödinger’s War

10.03.2026 09:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. Great with garlic & butter and a touch of char

10.03.2026 09:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wouldn’t last long unclothed at 15degrees C 😬🥶

10.03.2026 09:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lovely scene. I got a set of glow in the dark stars from Australia for one bedroom that are just magical. And a big glowing moon to go with. They are so bright & last all night. Hundreds of twinkling lights overhead. 😮

10.03.2026 09:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0