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that VOICE

I'm so in love with Sam Fender

Good morning, my ring-tailed lemurs

fun fact: in 1996 at their first industry showcase, Third Eye Blind had piñatas filled with crickets just to annoy people and then they opened for Oasis the next week

one fun thing about me is that I know every word to Third Eye Blind's first record and I need to sing every word until the end of God of Wine or I will cut you

framing a poster?

yay my college years

Ilya and Shane hating on Buffalo and their hockey team.

The Buffalo Sabres were 13-14-4 on the day this scene aired. They’re now 39-19-6 and atop the Atlantic division. Coincidence? Or was the burner that cooked the tuna melt not the only fire that was lit that day?

Bugonia (2025)

honestly so annoyed by that old dinosaur meteor; this planet was so much better off without us

cool that we've regulated walkable cities out of existence

I really enjoy Timmy Chalamet but it's very funny to have a guy barely out of his 20s declare that a 500-year art form is done

Republican Rep. Monica De La Cruz is getting some press after escorting one of the students out of ICE detention but remember that she proudly voted for the bill that made ICE the highest-funded “law enforcement” agency in the nation: delacruz.house.gov/news/documen...

I feel so truly and horribly sad for trans youth who are being blocked on so many levels from their care by dipshit lawmakers who have not the slightest interest in what they are experiencing.

Cane we please make MLKday the limit

Elliot.

But how does Timmy Chalamet feel about puppet shows

Nothin I can do
I totally dance, magic dance

aww it's great to be happy

it's clearly Bonnie Tyler

An image of a social media post on X (formerly Twitter) from the account of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX), posted on March 9, 2026. The post text reads: "🚨🚨 BREAKING: I secured a victory against a New York-based child mutilator to stop the sale of chest binders to Texas girls. I will never allow radical companies like Lola Olivia to abuse Texas children by 'transitioning' them." Below the text is an embedded image of an official press release from the Office of the Attorney General of Texas. The press release is titled: "Attorney General Ken Paxton Secures Victory Against New York-Based Child Mutilator to Stop the Sale of Chest Binders to Texas Girls." The body of the release states that Attorney General Paxton secured a Temporary Restraining Order (TRO) against the New York City-based online retailer, Lola Olivia, Inc. It claims the company sold chest binders to children as young as nine years old without disclosing health risks. The release cites concerns regarding medical conditions, physical pain, and long-term bodily harm. It concludes with a quote from Paxton stating his office will continue to protect children against "radical, sick corporations."

Texas AG Ken Paxton has gotten a TRO in Texas court blocking retailer Lola Olivia from selling underwear to trans people.

Surely a sign of a healthy democracy that the man in charge is bombing Iranian children to distract from Pedophilia

Eugene Leviro

Headline that reads "This Japanese Fish Is So Deadly That It's (Mostly) Banned In The United States"

Magikarp the Pokémon

Happy birthday you marvelous marvelous man!

now give me that pound of bone, baby

Doing my best to leave an interesting obituary!

the doctor at the clinic said they're never seen a strain so resistant to antibiotics! 🏆

There's a strain of gonorrhea named for me! Such an honor