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"...wollte eigentlich zur »Tagesschau«. (...) Jetzt testet er Videospiele." Der Spiegel 5/2002

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02.09.2025 06:26 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Ghouls. Perverts. Christian Nationalists. Liars. @kygop @gop

20.04.2025 00:26 👍 89 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 0

The Alt text is just 👩‍🍳👌

07.11.2023 18:30 👍 68 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

The alt text on the windshield pic in particular is beautiful

07.11.2023 18:36 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
Just a comically bad fit on the rear taillights of the Cybertruck, so extreme is the mismatch that it almost looks like it was done on purpose, except that it obviously wasn't. Tolerances are measured in centimeters here, not millimeters (let alone microns). Note also the thin, isolated side panel on the right, looking like it wants to cut you. Vehicles aren't supposed to look like that!

Just a comically bad fit on the rear taillights of the Cybertruck, so extreme is the mismatch that it almost looks like it was done on purpose, except that it obviously wasn't. Tolerances are measured in centimeters here, not millimeters (let alone microns). Note also the thin, isolated side panel on the right, looking like it wants to cut you. Vehicles aren't supposed to look like that!

Just the most amateurish mishmash of panels coming together at the base of the windshield, looking like it was designed by MC Escher and manufactured by a drunk whose only goal in life is tormenting people with OCD. The pivot point of the comically oversized single windshield wiper looms over a series of bad decisions and worse implementations that almost defy description. Nothing fits, nothing matches, nothing makes sense. If metal could scream for the cleansing fire, you wouldn't be able to hear anything else within a mile of this thing.

Just the most amateurish mishmash of panels coming together at the base of the windshield, looking like it was designed by MC Escher and manufactured by a drunk whose only goal in life is tormenting people with OCD. The pivot point of the comically oversized single windshield wiper looms over a series of bad decisions and worse implementations that almost defy description. Nothing fits, nothing matches, nothing makes sense. If metal could scream for the cleansing fire, you wouldn't be able to hear anything else within a mile of this thing.

Just a bad hood seam, which is almost refreshing in that at least it's a relatively even bad seam. It's just way wider than it should be, which in fairness is actually one of Tesla's signature brand looks. It's actually pretty rare to see a Tesla whose hood doesn't have some kind of fitment issues, but here it's more obvious because of those uncompromisingly straight lines. At least the matte wrap helps with most of the oilcanning and other surfacing issues, at least until it gets covered in bird shit and other unwashable detritus, at which point it will go back to looking as crap as every other Cybertruck.

Just a bad hood seam, which is almost refreshing in that at least it's a relatively even bad seam. It's just way wider than it should be, which in fairness is actually one of Tesla's signature brand looks. It's actually pretty rare to see a Tesla whose hood doesn't have some kind of fitment issues, but here it's more obvious because of those uncompromisingly straight lines. At least the matte wrap helps with most of the oilcanning and other surfacing issues, at least until it gets covered in bird shit and other unwashable detritus, at which point it will go back to looking as crap as every other Cybertruck.

A wheel arch leans out from the vast expanse of of the Cybertruck's entirely flat bed flank panels, creating a cave at one corner, whose dark expanse lures the eye in. From here it looks like the widest entrance point could fit a child's fingers, just to pick a random example, although the unevenness of the seam suggests that said child's fingers would then quickly become stuck. More to the point, it just looks cheap and shitty for a Fisher Price toy, let alone a six figure truck.

A wheel arch leans out from the vast expanse of of the Cybertruck's entirely flat bed flank panels, creating a cave at one corner, whose dark expanse lures the eye in. From here it looks like the widest entrance point could fit a child's fingers, just to pick a random example, although the unevenness of the seam suggests that said child's fingers would then quickly become stuck. More to the point, it just looks cheap and shitty for a Fisher Price toy, let alone a six figure truck.

Tesla's head of design was showing off this matte black Cybertruck at the Malibu Cars And Coffee over the weekend, which suggest he's... proud of it?

@dsgolson.bsky.social has all the pics and snark here: insideevs.com/news/694929/...

07.11.2023 18:16 👍 1866 🔁 411 💬 287 📌 378
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Underrated social media comments of mine, part one.

07.11.2023 15:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nepal earthquake kills at least 128, toll could rise, officials say | Reuters At least 128 people were killed and dozens injured in Nepal when a strong earthquake struck the western area of Jajarkot, officials said on Saturday, as houses in the area collapsed and buildings as f...

#Earthquake in #Nepal

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@reuters-world-rss.bsky.social

04.11.2023 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Diese Toten sind echt: Wie Israel & Hamas zivile Opfer leugnen Zwei Vierjährige wurden getötet - einer aus Israel, einer Palästinenser. Beides Opfer, die von der jeweils anderen Seite geleugnet werden. Faktencheck zu den vielen Vorwürfen, zivile Opfer inszeni...

Zwei Vierjährige wurden getötet - einer aus Israel, einer Palästinenser. Beides Opfer, die von der jeweils anderen Seite geleugnet werden. Faktencheck zu den vielen Vorwürfen, zivile Opfer inszeniert zu haben. www.volksverpetzer.de/faktencheck/...

03.11.2023 15:19 👍 303 🔁 98 💬 24 📌 4
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Let's fake a deal | This Week in Business This Week in Business is our weekly recap column, a collection of stats and quotes from recent stories presented with a…

The industry lobbies against your right to repair consoles while insisting on its right to impair them | This Week in Business

www.gamesindustry.biz/lets-fake-a-...

03.11.2023 15:05 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
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Spannend und widerwärtig zugleich: #KI-generierte Bilder werden für #Propaganda im #Nahost-Krieg missbraucht.

#AI #KünstlicheIntelligenz #ArtificialIntelligence #Palästina #Gaza #Hamas #Israel #Krieg

03.11.2023 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jeder, der noch bis 33 zählen kann, schämt sich für die ekelhafte Renaissance des Antisemitismus in Deutschland. Dabei ist übrigens egal, ob dieser von Linken, Rechten, Migranten, Busfahrern, Anwälten, Promis, AfD, Internet-Bots oder Politikern kommt. Arschgeigen gibt es überall.

24.10.2023 12:56 👍 664 🔁 128 💬 11 📌 4

Sophia Thomalla verlässt die CDU, weil die Union zu woke geworden ist.

Verpassen Sie nicht:

- Til Schweiger arbeitet nicht mehr mit anderen Schauspielern, weil die immer zu sehr nuscheln.

- Dieter Nuhr wechselt von ARD zu ServusTV, weil ihm der ÖRR zu rassistisch geworden ist.

14.10.2023 10:13 👍 275 🔁 40 💬 5 📌 0

„Haben Sie Richard David Precht gerade ein verkommenes Selbstdarstellungs-Arschloch mit Geltungs-Dilemma, Allwissenheits-Neurose und ungesundem Überheblichkeits-Syndrom genannt? Das ist justiziabel, das wissen Sie?“

„Nein! Ich habe komplexe Zusammenhänge verkürzt dargestellt!“

17.10.2023 07:04 👍 219 🔁 36 💬 7 📌 1

Die Hamas greift unterschiedslos auch Schulen und Wohnhäuser an. Sie selbst nutzt für ihre Abschußeinrichtungen Wohnhäuser und Zivilisten als Schutzschilde. Ihr Angriffskrieg ist verbrecherisch. Israel verdient alle Unterstützung, sich dagegen zu wehren. #Israel #Hamas

07.10.2023 10:35 👍 226 🔁 40 💬 8 📌 0
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#Chrupalla

06.10.2023 11:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs? - GIPHY Clips Clips from South Park, Season 14, Episode 2, The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

Die Fortsetzung ist viel besser.

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05.10.2023 09:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PrayStation

05.10.2023 09:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lena angespannt lächelnd. Sie sitzt an einem Tisch und vor ihr chinesisches Essen. Im Hintergrund die Mall mit Menschen.

Lena angespannt lächelnd. Sie sitzt an einem Tisch und vor ihr chinesisches Essen. Im Hintergrund die Mall mit Menschen.

Ich war so aufgeregt... Genau Heute vor 6 Jahren bin ich zum ersten Mal als wirkliches >Ich< vor die Tür gegangen. Danke an meine Freundin Linda, dass sie mir bei diesem schweren, aber wichtigen Schritt geholfen hat 🥰

02.10.2023 10:08 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Wenn mächtige Männer wie Musk Rassismus und Sunak Transfeindlichkeit reproduzieren und dafür frenetisch bejubelt werden, realisiert eins in was für einer beschissenen Welt wir mittlerweile leben.

05.10.2023 05:48 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0