To the people in the library on their laptops, and glued to their phones; the sun is shining outside! Look up, there’s a whole world around you! And to the homeless guy at the computer beating off to free pornography; as you were.
Bluesky slept on this one
I could eat
It’s crazy what a haircut can do
Praying that I don’t win the 60mil powerball tonight. Couldn’t think of anything worse 🤮
I’m all fucked up on celsius at the gym, lifting crazy weight, doing lunges no one’s seen before, 1 million push ups, gym attendee just hired me as store manager
I’m on bluesky now. For ableist reasons.
