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Todd Farmer

@toddfarmer

Screenwriter. Portuguese farmer. Jason X, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Drive Angry.

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Thank you.

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02.08.2025 10:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve spent six months turning 8 unsold screenplays into prose. The first, Wolfbane with Tim Bradstreet cover Art, launches on Amazon in 3 days. I admit I’m giddy :)

24.07.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m still pissed off that Tom Petty is dead. And George Harrison and Prince and David Bowie. But fuckin Trump is still alive.

04.06.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a Tuesday for you and me :)

19.04.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t know anything about moles. I dig a 12 inch hole and buried her under soft dirt. I either killed her or gave her life.

13.04.2025 15:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Wheel > Green Machine

11.04.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m yer huckleberry.

02.04.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cowboy Gandalf entering the hobbit hole.

03.03.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it was with this free power that we watched your new love story last night :)

17.02.2025 07:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Off the grid.

17.02.2025 06:36 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

30.01.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You make hating you easy :)

17.01.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

13.01.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 12532 πŸ” 3716 πŸ’¬ 633 πŸ“Œ 1500
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29.12.2024 22:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.12.2024 22:11 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Superman | Official Teaser Trailer
Superman | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by DC

Here you go: the #Superman trailer.
Krypto, take us home.

youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY?...

19.12.2024 16:19 πŸ‘ 17603 πŸ” 3074 πŸ’¬ 1365 πŸ“Œ 1503

Hah. Yer sweet. But no :)

18.12.2024 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a good writer. Sure I’ve written weird shit for money but loved every fucking word. Made big movies and flops. Made stupid money and slept in my car. Journey > destination, but destination has been lovely. That said, I’ll never be as good as the first 13 minutes of Searching for Bobby Fisher. :)

18.12.2024 01:17 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.12.2024 08:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Editing her manuscript in the Winter Room by fire and pagan tree to the sounds of Tally Hall.

14.12.2024 22:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Jason in the Snow Day y’all.

13.12.2024 23:15 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.12.2024 01:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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@daniel-wipert.bsky.social

09.12.2024 14:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Land. Dog. Goats.

03.12.2024 10:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.12.2024 22:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gregg Wallace’s career is ruined. He’ll have no choice but move into American politics.

01.12.2024 08:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You get me. :)

29.11.2024 08:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I admit I’m slightly giddy :)

29.11.2024 08:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I decided I wouldn’t brag about my birthday present… But that was days ago.

28.11.2024 23:09 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0