Pally, Dead or Alive

Normally not a fan of the "Energy drinks trying to be other food products" genre, but they successfully reverse-engineered Tahitian Treat and made it sugar free here, so I'll give this a pass

enjoy the view from my shoulder, nerd

Vel, I will very easily lift you up and sling you over my shoulder one day, this is a promise AND a guarantee

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

It's him

It's Marco March

@dratty.bsky.social happy birthday, Mel!

this is so god damn funny

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

If you immediately mute team speak, Deadlock is pretty tolerable ngl

Hap birthd

Waking up from a 20 minute nap: ah yes, you have rested well and revitalizing your energy reserves, you may now enjoy the rest of your afternoon with vin and vigor

Waking up from a 21 minute nap: you have bastardized the concept sleep. You will never feel rested again and your mother is ugly

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plunge—What’s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

Chance the raccoon got too greedy seeing big packs of Eggos and got himself locked in the store freezer. He looks very perturbed.

His greed sickens me

"I hope his PANTS get caught and a BLOODBATH ensues."

Quote this post with a gif of one of your fave movies

Oh noooo don't let him fall backwards onto my face that would be awful 👀👀👀

The little "pat the fist as part of the windup" is chef's kiss

True punk vibes on this kid

It's sad that it's come to "let the kids beat the stupid out of each other" but I truly think the only way to teach gen alpha neo-cons about consequences is to let them naturally learn the concept of instant karma directly from their fellow students' fists

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

Gachiakuta is so cool i wish trash was real 😭

Shiner still reigns supreme

Girl, you animorphing

Anthropomorphic green sea turtle in the gym wearing dark gym shorts and wrist wraps. They’re breathing heavily and applying chalk to their hands in preparation for a lift

Locking in for one last set 💪

Coloured sketch by @timebombdogart.bsky.social

I remember my best friend in high school and I watching this video and then mockingly chanting "you cannot kill me, i'm ee-mor-tyelll" after every match we had from then on out.

We used to be a land of culture.