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Visiting Assistant Professor, Chicago-Kent College of Law. Previously Yale Law & ISP. Working on the First Amendment / constitutional law issues.

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I don't want to hate, but on that alone (coupled, it seems, with a long stretch of intentional fouling by Miami to freeze clock?) it just feels like video game stat padding idk

11.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just checked: Kobe shot 20 in that game. 20!

11.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

43 free throws has doomed me to be a hater of this performance I'm sorry

11.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a wild number!! I'm like, agog

11.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I strongly believe you would make one. Strongly.

11.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

43 free throws is ridiculous I was amazed and now I'm annoyed!

11.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Bam Adebayo box score: 42 minutes, 83 points, 20-43 from the field, 7-22 from three, 36-43 from the line

Bam Adebayo box score: 42 minutes, 83 points, 20-43 from the field, 7-22 from three, 36-43 from the line

11.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You give me that many in an NBA game and I'm a double digit scorer easy

11.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry: Bam shot *43* free throws?

11.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I read Chris Murphy's thread on the war briefing and this might be the most bewildering news I've seen today.

11.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Who Decides on Security? Despite over six decades of reform initiatives, the overwhelming drift of security arrangements in the United States has been toward greaterβ€”not lessβ€” executive centralization and discretion. This Art...

Dropping this here for no particular reason.

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing I like about Chicago is watching lightning and hail happen at the same time.

10.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I am overwhelmed with gratitude and pride that my colleagues just voted to promote me to full Professor here at Tulane Law School. *This* first-gen Central American kid who went through so much.

Now there's going to be one more full Latina prof. Excited to keep getting to work! 2/2

10.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 2

Totally

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

scam you, lie to you, extract value from you. It's systemic shoplifting as fair play. So this isn't a disagreement: to the extent this is fueled by nihilistic indifference, it's socially corrosive. Reforming it, though, can't simply be a matter of civic virtue. We need institutional overhaul, too.

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not defending this, especially because I think there's something to the "collective nihilism" diagnosis and because it seems that richer people do this more often, but I also can't help but feel it's a direct consequence of being surrounded by behemoth institutions that appear to exist only to

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

unclear if this cut is too deep, awaiting results

10.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Judge Dredd: "I am the law"

Judge Dredd: "I am the law"

10.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, with zero knowledge on my part this seems like a good development staffed in a facially objectionable way.

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See, this is a lie, because that's flatly, incontrovertibly, not what Ogles said. That the caucus's formal leader would lie to run cover for it, rather than condemn it, is strong evidence that this simply isn't an aberrational position.

10.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy to announce that "Mapping Malfeasance" is now forthcoming with the Indiana Law Journal!

I argue that partisan intent is sufficient to invalidate an election map under under any state's constitution.

@ssrn.bsky.social link: dx.doi.org/10.2139/ssrn...

10.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was mad about this last night, and I woke up mad still. Maybe that's a me problem and maybe I should log off, but, well.

10.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially, *especially*, when the specific deviation from "standard" syntax is literally a hallmark one of the America's greatest fiction writers. It's not just the flattening that's insulting, it's the total obliviousness to the important literary contexts in which deviations can happen.

10.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway, here's an AI video of a couple on anthropomorphic cats going through a divorce

10.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your post taught me scansion! Isn't art cool? How we can think about it, apply forms to it yet be deliberate, even subversive, in our stylistic choices?

10.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned the word "parataxis" *because* of McCarthy's writing

10.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To use the word "mistake" in this context is infuriating.

10.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, it's bad across the board. Like driving the wrong way and still reaching a terrible destination.

10.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair! But grant the premise: it is *insane* to suggest that adding punctuation to Cormac's writing is to improve on it, or that his writing was flawed for the omission. His writing works *through* that choice. He's one of the best of all time, and this discussion erases all of that.

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably a comma after "as well" because distinct literary style is unacceptable in the midst of a technological revolution driving all forms of communications toward median slop. "Blood Median."

10.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0