DeadliftDuck

Nice try, still British. Just the equivalent of calling every games console a nintendo

Besides:

"The term gasoline originated from the trademark terms Cazeline and Gazeline, which were stylized spellings and pronunciations of Cassell, the surname of British businessman John Cassell, who, on 27 November 1862, placed the following fuel-oil advertisement in The Times of London"

I propose we force the Americans and the Brits both to use some variant of benzin/bensin instead

Who is putting milk in their eyes wtf

Both pairs of pants have an identical label and size

Side by side comparison of the pants. The new pair on the left is significantly longer than the old pair on the right

The washing machine ate 12 cm of my pant legs

(Exactly the same karate pants, one pair brand new, the other well-used)

Thanks to Tolja's post prompting me to check the literature, I will now be citing the sources I found next time my wife thinks I'm being overly dramatic :D

Screengrab from webpage for HOMER (Hypergeometric Optimization of Motif EnRichment), an algorithmic tool for motif discovery and next-gen DNA sequence analysis. The logo depicts cartoon character Homer Simpson in a circle of DNA

Sometimes I think scientists just want to make up funny acronyms

this one's for Hypergeometric Optimization of Motif EnRichment

Going from a lower level of T to a higher would make you notice if there was a change.

I obviously don't have a before and after to compare to, I only know I feel weak and absolutely miserable when I have the flu

So first youtube forces me to turn off my adblocker and now they're trying to sell me actual military hardware?

I mean I'm fine with the biorad and thermo fisher ads, those make sense given my field of work, but I don't own a tank, and I don't need to upgrade it with an anti-missile system???

It makes sense to me that you would see similar effects with exogenous testosterone. But I don't think I have seen any studies on man-flu as a result of being on T

Evolution decided men shall have mighty beards and weak immune systems.

From quickly skimming a few articles, it seems hormones have an effect on the severity of viral infections and immune response

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...

Saw a guy read his emails at the urinal and I'm very confused

H..how long does it take for you to pee if you have to do that?

I am totally normal and can be trusted around cell culture media (words cannot express how much I want to sip the forbidden juice)

You can't call me unproductive, I'm literally synthesizing so much adenosine triphosphate right now

Managed to chip a tooth a teensy tiny little bit yesterday. Minor, but feels very sharp and annoying. Maybe it's dentist time

The illustration of "chef Marco" on the pasta bags looks one moustache-hair away from getting attacked by Nintendo's legal team

It's-a me, Macaroni!

Pov: looking at a set of test tubes, spin columns and pipettes in a fumehood, halfway through an RNA extraction

I love the smell of betamercaptoethanol in the morning

Takumi roasted seaweed snacks, kimchi flavour

Okay but why did no one tell me about these earlier

11/10 snack, I wish the pack was bigger

Finnish grocery store is advertising Takis snacks for 7.99€ per bag, or a litte over 8 usd

Call me crazy but I don't think this is normal

the very day I joined bluesky, after waiting for an invite for months, my boss started complaining about "the declining state of twitter" and handing out invite codes