Dave The Magnificent

Who is he waving to? The brigade of Secret Service agents assembled to ensure no-one throws a rotten tomato at him?

The bare majority of senators who enabled this should be drummed out of office.

Apple Introduces New, Slimmer iPhone

Excuse me if this sits behind a pay wall, but I just had to comment that thin isn't always better. It costs more and actually offers less in terms of battery life and camera functionality. I like the heft of my $120 Consumer Cellular Android phone that, uh, works.

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Laughing so hard tears are pouring from my eyes.

What space race? We already beat China to the moon by 56 years. With slide rules and control computers that wouldn't run a toaster today.

Oh, and it's United, not Delta. Please don't sue me.

And the 50+1 in the Senate who put their rubber stamp on his nomination.

In Germany, we have Maggi, which is worse than Boyardee. My German frau actually likes Boyardee.

Taking another trip this month, with my wife this time. Wouldn't ya know? No lounge entry for card pass holders. I'm 0 for 3. Now she believes I'm not kidding. She's canceling her card when we get home.

You were in the minority last election. In case that wasn't clear. Do something about that.

50 senators plus J.D. decided they were qualified to serve. Vote them out.

And vote out the senators who confirmed him. They knew exactly what they were doing.

They would probably trust your GP.

Or require shot records.

Or maybe not. RFK Jr. is saving Social Security, one dead 45 year old at a time.

And then they act all butthurt.

Cat's name is Joey.

Recommend that misspelling of tromp's name to avoid data scraping activities.

Saw a guy the other day wearing a t-shirt that said, "Yes, I voted for this." I hope the leopards eat his face next.

Second amendment solutions?

Opinion | Politicians Are Polarized. American Voters, Not So Much.

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In other words, when Texas does it, it's OK, but when California does it, the world is about to end. Please tell me Californians aren't that stupid.

Book.

Drop a few Jersey barriers in some inconvenient locations.

Start some road construction on the more tank-friendly routes into town?

Just sayin', take a few pages out of Chris Christie's boom and turn Chicago into Northern New Jersey.

Ewww. It will take me a little while to unsee that.

Seriously, why not just get a cheap rug like the other nazis?

So we're getting a Publix in our area. Are they more or less evil than Kroger?

FWIW, I prefer Costco, but we're empty nesters, and I can't buy Costco quantities of everything.

CB can do what they want. It won't affect me in the slightest. I just hate this ultra-minimalist branding trend. It makes CB look like any other ho-hum national restaurant chain. We may as well just merge all restaurants into Taco Bell like in that movie.

But the "what constitution?" Congress will roll over and let him do it.

So if HBO were to replace Bill with, say, Dennis Miller, would that make you happy?